User: Cortana, get me today’s movie times😘

Siri: Who’s Cortana?🙄

User: Oops I meant Siri🤐

Siri: Who is Cortana?😲😫

User: Please get me the movie times😐😐

Siri: Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times😒😣

Porn websites know their audience so well, they dark theme it

Making my Sass variables...

Sassa Grey

!rant. Sometimes, trolling your fam is a lot of fun.
Just today my sister asked me how to type the character ÷ on her keyboard. I told her to press : and the - key and then just move it like so.

: -
: -
: -
:-
÷

See? Ez pz. She actually tried it and just said 'i cant, it erases everything'. And then all of my other siblings kept ranting the same thing. I forgot we were in group chat. And now its full of : and - spams. And im just here laughing my ass out.

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

NO!

Your Facebook profile is not your "website"!

Damn Dijkstra!

Linux ❤️

I just fixed a bug with the ticketname "Sometimes, There is a strange behaviour when opening the app on some devices"
Feeling heroic now

I have no words...

Teaming up with the right people.

Might sound weird but I pretend somebody is watching me through my own eyes. Somebody I want to impress, or make jealous, of my productivity and skill. Elaborate, but it works.

A coworker was listening to a Stephen King audio book through headphones on his Mac, so I ssh'd in and used the `say` command to start talking to him.

I love admin rights.

["hip", "hip"]
(hip hip array!)

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

Source: http://leftoversalad.com/c/...

👌👌👌

Found this in a desk at Gitlab...

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

Yet, more to come.

debugging in react native

Internet Explorer: Default Browser

When images won't load...

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Most embarrassing and lucky moment on the first week of job.

Me and my best friend were selected in the same company as developers. I was having some trouble with my system. So I mailed the description to our support department. Pop up was displayed from our chat client and person on the other end happened to be a lady. She wanted me to share a team viewer link with click access. So I did it and within 2 minutes of efforts she solved it. I thanked her, closed the chat conversation and started installing few packages. Meanwhile, I was curious to see her as she was really nice throughout the conversation. So I opened LinkedIn, searched for her name and found her profile. I zoomed in her photo and she was a pretty chick. I didn't stop and found her on FB too, and quickly saw all her DPs. I just copied her profile URL and sent it to my friend ( the one that got selected with me ) and told him about my conversation with her. Then I asked my friend
"She's hot. Should I send her a friend request or have to find some more troubles in my pc and talk to her few more times ? :P "
He replied "Dude what are you wanting for ? "
Out of no where, a pop up showed up. It was the girl we were talking about. The exact message was

"You can now close your team viewer session, and we can talk over FB :)"

Embarrassing AF!

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out