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So when someone rings at my door the music volume is set to zero and the previous volume is cached to restore it ten seconds later. When then this person rings another time within this 10 seconds, the zero volume is cached an the fun begins.

So I finally fixed the keyboard of my MacBook.

So the other day my mother told me that her laptop does not start. Then we found out that she holds the "power" button so long that the laptop turned off again after a few seconds after the boot was initiated.

That one company that told me they will not pay me since they did not told me to start. After a full month of cooperation and nearly daily phone calls with them about the project and it's progress.

I told this their customer I actually built the project for and now I get paid directly.

Finally got rid of all those cables, just one usb-type-c-cable to plug in my whole office. Love it!

Just sent my christmas cards to friends, family and customers. Have great holidays! 🎅🏼🎁🎄

I worked about two years on a browser game without using any version control. I also thought it would be nice to have absolutely no comments in the code.

So today I was booked as speaker for an event and I thought it was tomorrow. When they called me to ask me where I am it was too late since I need three hours to to arrive there. The stupidest mistake I made for decades.

When your favorite app is wasting 100% of the screen you spent your whole salary for.

We had this customer that wanted a app called "Bottle message" to use it for basically everything like ordering shoes or sending money. He thought it would be practicable to just write in the "message" what you want to do and when you want to make it happen.

So the website of my hometown contains some comments in swabian language saying "ok, let's see".

I like my new USB enter key.

Reviewed the code of one of my employees and found that comment: Todo: Improve this if thomas complains.

Debugging these days.

When you really want the screen to be white.

Proud of this. When you print my blog it is what every website should be: a clean document.

When you test the print style of a very well animated website and you go crazy.

"Hey, this Chrome autofill feature is so helpful and does exactly what I expect" - said no one ever.

As a programmer doing sports, the only thing I think is: Shit, when my MacBook falls down, I will lose 13 unpushed commits.

So this morning my girlfriend just woke up and pressed the hue "lights off" button over and over again and yelled: "The fuckin light switch does not work". Then she realized, that the light comes from the sun.

One time I did that "show all windows" gesture while my MacBook was connected to a beamer in front of about eight people when suddenly a text editor containing tons of porn site accounts appeared from the background.

My website now shows some devRant insights. Thanks to https://github.com/nblackburn/...

Listening to a random song and memories to a band of a friend of mine I listened decades ago appear because the singer had a similar voice. Sometimes I love my brain.

Thanks Google, this is what I was looking for.

Once I had a meeting with a employee. He asked for some bonus money and I wanted to fire him. Was weird.

Just pimping my apartment.

DevRant aka people who are bored while installing visual studio.

When you are frustrated but you have to log some stuff to your console.

Sometimes my "L" keys stops working. Then I have to plug in another keyboard to press the "L" key there. After that I can unplug the second keyboard since the original key started to work again.