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Me: For Christmas I want a unicorn
Santa: Be realistic
Me: Okay I want to write safe code in C
Santa: About that unicorn...

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Share your stories of prank calls?

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Was patch Tuesday for Windows 10 canceled because yesterday was a US holiday? No updates are available today and it’s 5PM now. Was gonna install before I go to dinner.

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Would you rather give up coding or give up beer?

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Just finished writing up 600 lines of ASP/C# code. So tired now and need a drink.

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Is their a better way than ASP Identity Claims to verify permissions before accessing a page? Refreshing claims in every page load doesn’t seem to be a great solution. Thinking about some sort of permissions middleware. I need to check those IsAdmin roles before any admin area data is accessed. What techniques are you using for authorization in your code base?

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With work from home being way more productive why the fuck would any software development company go back to the office? Rent, workstations, and electricity are expensive! Why spend that money when it’s not essential to your business.

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What are some easy to use end to end encrypted chat apps as an alternative to SignalApp? It’s been super buggy lately and need an alternative. It has to work on iPhone.

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Forced ASP Identity Claim refreshes by abusing the login partial.

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How do I extend ASP Identity on .NET Core to check the database on every page load for an IsAdmin Boolean on the extended IdentityUser class? I need to do this to ensure rights haven’t been revoked and the user is still allowed to access restricted pages.

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Thanks to Microsoft Office 365 I never worry about getting junk in my inbox because all emails including ones sent from within Microsoft Office 365 go to junk.

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‪Admittedly as an engineer my SQL knowledge is minimal and I develop database driven web applications on a daily basis. Most programming languages have object-relational-mappers that handle things for me. I have a unified object store with easy querying and SQL is handled form me.‬ You don’t have to be an expert in every technology to be an engineer.

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Our neighbors need more toilet paper badly. I wonder if they’ll go door to ask asking people to spare a few squares next 🤔

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C++ > C# > Java > PHP

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This has been such a stressful semester. Glad it’s over...

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It’s probably the beer but I have a strange desire to learn Java 🙃

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Visual Studio 2019: there’s really no reason for me to explain why this is the best editor without question.

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Today we were all called into a meeting and the CEO was livid. He went on a rage about how the CTO was wasting money on useless shit (GitHub Enterprise). He said I bought laptops for a reason if there’s a fire someone better protect our assets and code. He wouldn’t reason with us and went into github and deleted everything. The CTO was fired and no one is leading our team. Wondering if I should quit 😶

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🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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Why do people hate on VIM so much? It’s easy to exit one you understand the different between command and edit mode.

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What’s the longest constructor you’ve written in C#

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C# is the best programming language thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Why can’t we take the slow COBOL powered State Computer Systems and run it on more powerful servere? Why is a rewrite needed?

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‪Nice email footer Zoom 😂 “%%current_year_YYYY%%”

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What’s the appeal of Microsoft SQL Server 2019 over something free like PostgreSQL or MariaDB?

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Resharper and Visual Studio LiveShare got locked up and made coding impossible. Turned off my PC for tonight. Will look again in the morning and seek a solution.

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Oh god please no

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Fuck you Windows 10 Activation I should not have to use a phone system to reactivate after losing $100 already due to needing a motherboard swap 😡

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What type of processor will run Visual Studio Community and perform instant no delay compiles? Apparently 3.9Ghz Quad Core with 16GB of DDR4 3600mhz RAM isn’t enough. What will make things snappy?

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IIS Express doesn’t feel very express 😭😭😭

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