I literally just cleared 150Gb from my laptop by deleting the node_modules folders, of projects I'm currently not working on 🤦‍♂️

Cannibalism.

Web and IE8 in nutshell

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

I've created a small smart home web app 2 or 3 years ago.
Features:
- Change DECT heating controller settings
- Philips Hue control
- Wunderlist integration
- Send a cooking recipe to the web app (from a large recipe site, with a greasymonkey script)

I've mounted an old Android tablet to a kitchen cupboard where the web app runs in kiosk mode in fullscreen (you can swipe between the different panels).

The web app is build with .NET Core Web-API, Vue.js and MariaDB. Everything runs on a Raspberry Pi.

Last year I've discovered openHAB with HABPanel...

when ur friend says: im "programmer/hacker" hahahah

My favourite side project that I built solo is called Chat Journal, it's a simple and elegant, one-of-a-kind chat-based journal/notes application for android, built with flutter.
Almost spent around 3 months building and improving the app (and still publishing updates every 2 weeks). It literally defines what I've done outside of work for the past few months.
Do check it out and let me know what you think about it ☺️

Playstore url:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

I love how i always gotta drive east in the morning and west in the afternoon. And then people ask why i use dark themes, I WANT MY EYES TO REMAIN FUNCTIONAL DAMMIT.

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

IE8 YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

:/ :/ :/

I live for this :)

Client: I dont want you to rush. Okay?
Me: Okay sir.
Client: But I need it tomorrow.

Whaaaaaaat????

Hello world, this is my first rant :)

Today at work, this was on the whiteboard.
Little "war" between the iOS pole and the PHP pole :D (Obviously PHP is better)

Shit just got real

Biggest coding distraction - vape breaks. Not too long ago it was totally acceptable to vape inside the office. :-/

That's a good one!

My colleague has the best rubber duck ever.

Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

😁😁!!‌

2017 and WordPress still doesn't auto save. 2017 and I'm still using WordPress.

Got paid Friday. I have just enough to pay rent, car payment and health insurance.

Bosses : check out my new car.

You're welcome.

A little summarised story for ya:
>Makes a rant
>Gets over 200 rants and rising
>Steady rise of increments over weeks
>Gets to 283 increments (hope of getting to 300 for a stressball)
>Updates app
>Literal update log:
"Stressball limit is now 500"
>Cries in a corner

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Right ?

Debugging like a boss......😂😂😎

Yup! Just smash that thing 😑

**Just saw it on Facebook, don't Know if it was posted already

STOP DOING THIS!!!

Troll Winrar 😂😂😂

Who else is feeling like this?