Welcome back, hopefully theres soon a rant telling us what has been going on since last time we saw you?

Found this ....🇮🇳 Try it for your country..

Just came to know I too have powers.

:))))))

So I reach office early , bcz I like to have sun left when I go home.
Other devs arrive almost 3-4 hours after me. And when it's time to leave,
They : you leave so early
Me : yes you ahole. I come early too.

And then they get credits for staying long I'm like yeah if you come at 12-1 you have to stay back.

So fucking frustrating.

It's funny because it's true

That makes so much sense 😂😂

I tried to tailor two best things together for a wallpaper.

BTW
I used paint to do it, Did not have space to install PS
Windows Issues!

Found this on the internet

Great😅😂

One thing, why I love the Gmail - quick reply suggestions

Who already used Electron to create desktop apps ?
Is it simple ? Some people tell me it's similar to react-native is it true ?

Code comments be like....

Wise words!

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

When you're so into your project that you feel like peeing is a waste of time...

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀

PM: Bro send me latest version of the app
Me: But I"m not finished with x feature and it will crash the app in its current situation
PM: No problem bro just want to test

*5 minutes later*
PM: Bro app is crashing when I do x
Inner Me: YOU PEACE OF SHIT I TOLD YOU IT WILL CRASH!
Actual Me: throw a ticket I'll handle it later.

Tell me what you think about http://www.readstudio.org

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Program memory was too low... How even...

How it usually goes:
1. Have an idea
2. Do about 3 of those things:
- sketch out a few diagramms of how it would work
- think of a name and buy the url
- estimate what you would have to buy and what it would cost
- make a project folder
- lean back, imagine life after the idea made you rich and famous
- write about 2% of the required code
3. Get distracted or don't have time to work on thr idea
4. Have new idea, repeat from 1

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

The day i found out how GitHub and Git actually work and how easy it is to manage versions rather than having a zip archive in Dropbox. I grew up so fast...T_T

Holy shit...Sublime Text just got a massive update, check it out!

11/10 commit message.

Most used lie you tell to client: -

Client: “Could you make the software do XYZ?”

Programmer: “No.”

What the programmer really wants to say:

“It’s software. Of course we could do it. But:

it would take a very long time,you can’t afford it,we can’t sell it to anyone else because it’s a terrible idea,by the time we finish it, you won’t want it anymore.”

“No” is just easier to say and is less insulting, especially when the client has a dozen of these great ideas.

When interviewing a dev, ask them what they think about time zones. If their answer is "fuck time zones", hire them immediately.

We learn our whole life .. I guess I'll have to try it out.. xD