My classmate is a real SAVAGE!!

He (team leader) and his team participated in hackathons several times and kept losing.
He noticed something common about winning team, majority of those team members were women, even if they were non technical and their project was pure bs, they were winning in the name of women empowerment.

This time he came out with a plan, he fired his boys and invited women into his team, and even made one girl the team leader.
Result? HE WON!!!
NOT ONE BUT THREE HACKATHONS BACK TO BACK

AND

His so called women team was invited by Google to pitch their startup idea.

Now, if they gets funding, he's gonna kick out these women and bring back his teammates

Yay my christmas present has arrived 😁

Me watching Bitcoin price and regretting not investing in it

I just discovered ctrl+r in the Linux terminal.

Mother of god this fucker speeds up my workflow!

A massive amount of kudos to the person who made this 😍

Dug out my 15 yr old childhood PC today, the stickers back then were surprisingly honest

This happened few hours ago.

Client: I received an email which says that I won 1 million dollars. They gave me a link in the email, when I entered my credit card details nothing happened.
Me: Wait what? You entered your credit card details.
Client: Yes
Me: That was a scam, you didn’t win anything. They stole your credit details. Contact your bank ASAP and let them know about this.
Client: You guys are handling our email servers, why can’t you guys keep it safe. What type of security do you guys provide.
Me: Wait what? We host your website application not email.
Client: Damn it. My son said the same thing, but I didn’t listen to him. Anyways Cheers.

My First name, is also my Last name.

So it gets kinda akward whenever i fill out a form and when the lady at the booth notices i have the same names on both the First and Last name fields.

She points and explains to me which is which and everybody looks at me like im some 6 year old hahaha.

No doubt 😂

Every js dev I know

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Oh yeah 😂

For the Germans among us. Found it at the Dortmund train station today. At least the syntax is right.

I wrote some simple rules so everyone with an iPhone, iPad or OSX device that is visiting my site is redirected to https://stallman.org/apple.html

How to get upvotes on devrant;
Fuck Microshafts bla bla bla Linux bla bla Arch bla bla iPhone Love

The highest data transfer rate today - 256 gigabytes per second - was achieved when the cleaner's vacuum cleaner accidentally sucked the flash drive in from the floor.

Bitcoin is now worth $4100

GPU prices will be more expensive then before

Ubuntu's default desktop environment will be Gnome from version 18.04. They will finally abandon bloated unity.

Why the fuck would people use non English html classes and IDs, or just randomly mix languages. Please don't fucking do this

The main reason I want to be an app developer is so that I can enable dark themes by default. That way people can see for themselves and the dark side can take over!

Another Ctrl joke ova here

Internet Explorer:
You type a local IP without the protocol.
It doesn't add http automatically.
It doesn't add https automatically.
IT TRIES TO SEARCH IT ON BING

I freaking hate IE

This is so elaborate I'm still laughing. 😂
Source: 9gag

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Classic

Pretty much

What if coffee doesn't exist.

Famous last words

Kindly asking for help...!
😂😂😂

When you ask a client for website requirements and they respond by pulling out their phone, opening a random indie game and swiping around, saying "It should be dynamic and colorful, like this game."