Such a relief

Was away for 2 months and recently got back to devrant. What's up with all the childish cringy memes? Did devrant become 9gag or do I have to enable a filter to see posts like in the first days?

made my day

badass mom😂

Yet another nice (bad) tool with a funny name: volkswagen

> Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.

LOOOOL

https://github.com/auchenberg/...

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

Go big or go home.

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Favorite/most hated language? (I love a good flame war)

Why did you quit your previous job / Moment you've considered quitting your current job?

Why do you think Linux is so much better than OSX? (Ahh yes I feed on apple flavored hipster tears)

What side project are you currently working on?

If you had the best teams and unlimited funds, to be used only on a serious project using both Blockchain, IoT and AI, what would you create?

If you forgot how to code, what other career would you pursue?

What is your "I was so busy wondering if I could, that I forgot whether I should" concept/idea/project?

How many chicken eggs would fit inside the moon if it was hollow? (I like retarded interview questions)

If you started a startup, what unique perk would you offer your developer employees?

Do you under- or overengineer?

Most unnecessary feature you ever had to create?

Most necessary feature your boss/client denied to approve?

Me: That's not how browsers work.

Designer: Well, our users need it.

Me: Uh, I'm not arguing with your idea, but no browser supporters that kind of thing

Designer: Well, figure it out because it's not optional.

Me: ... I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm saying that's not something we can do.

Designer: So, what will it take? What do we need to do to get this in?

Me (not actually): motherfucker this isn't a negotiation! I'm not arguing I'm fucking explaining the limitations of web apps!

What retarted way of writing xml files is this.

Burn this before it lays eggs.

Uncle Bob said to always be verbose with your naming 👍

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

It happened! It finally happened.

I got to use the XOR operator today, for the first time in my 10 years of development.

Now I feel complete. I am senior developer now!

When you start a project...

What you should think about :
- What does it do?
- How should I make it?
- What should I need?

What EVERY SINGLE OF YOU think about :
- What should I call it?
- Do I need a logo?
- Lemme sketch some design features. Maybe Material Design looks nice.

(lol)

Found this on YouTube..

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

When you casually read your functional programming book, flip a page and find a juicy meme 😂

stairs which is started from zero :D

While-loops? They're just a meta-for.

So, in the printing industry, FTP has a long and storied history as the standard method of sending art assets. But as time has gone on, more and more people are utterly incapable of handling FTP.

Customer: "I sent you the file. It's called xyz.zip"

PM: "I don't see the file."

Customer: "I know I sent it."

PM: "Let me check with IT."

I check the logs. No such file was uploaded.

PM: "What program did you use to send the file?"

Customer: "Firefox"

Every. Fucking. Time.

It turns out the Germans actually have a word for this:

watching CSI:

The cop (watching hacked tv broadcast): "This isn't live, is it?

The hacker girl: "I'll create GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track the IP"

effin' gold, hope that GUI helped her

I found this amazing repository on github and just had to share it.

https://github.com/danistefanovic/...

I've already built a document scanner.
There's enough tutorials to keep a dev busy for a lifetime 😄

Me: So i will share docker image with you
Colleague: It's a png or jpeg?
😑

Fast forward to the future.

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Beep bop, I’m a bot.

Future CEO of GitHub Nat Friedman made an AMA on Reddit to respond to questions about the future of GitHub.

Of course, Clippy came up.

Source: https://reddit.com/r/AMA/...