unexperienced me just wanted to mess around with vba updating a docvariable in word, now i am fiddling around how to export several values to an external excel-sheet.
that escalated quickly

In programming world most company doesn't care about degrees anyway.

Not sure if repost. But I hate it 😁😁

Fuck edge and fuck ie

Its particularly funny when something works on IE...but not on edge. Go fucking figure.

Bing is ok ms...y'all should focus on that. Ie was semiok back in the day but your browser game is weak af b.

Like seriously

"Edge and ie are awesome"

Said no web developer ever

Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you 🤗🤗

Hey Linux users!
I'm coming from a pure Windows background, and is going to make the change to Linux:Debian this weekend, and is looking for recommendations on material for learning commands and other possible features the OS might contain.
Working mostly with web dev and some Datawarehouse/BI applications.
Hoping for a smooth transition!

This is what happens when you lie about your sheep herding experience on your Resume/CV.

Sometime I’m developing in Rust and I do something wrong.

Then I look at the terminal and it says...

“You did X, did you mean to do Y”

Then I do it and it works perfectly, and I’m like...

Why do I even have a job if the compiler is this good?

Anyone else with me on this one?

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

what a morning surprise!
{-_-}

Who ya tryin to spy?????

Cause, you know... Gotta rock that good ol' Window 95 in 2018

*Quote of the Century* 📝😂⌨

The best Best Seller

I always prefer to work alone 😂😂😂
Ps:- sorry for img quality

Not me but a coworker.

BA: How should we respond to business person's email?

Dev: Delete it.

This coffee is looking at me funny...

Give it context and reason

Daily reminder:
You are not payed to write code. You are payed to think.

The only valid measurement of code quality

Bought a new android phone and spent an hour:
* uninstalling apps
* disabling automatic updates
* disabling recommendations
* disabling sending anonymous usage data
* disabling notifications

It's like playing hide and seek but without fun

Me: "hey CEO, that product that's only had 3 devs on for a couple of years has grossed a million brit bucks 2 years running. Any chance we could get some laptops for the team that aren't heavy as fuck and 4-5 years old. Maybe some monitors that aren't tiny and dull as fuck?"

CEO: "no"

Also, what's people's dream dev gear?

Found a good use for queen's guard.

It took me 5 hours today to configure some WiFi APs only to find out I'm too stupid for this shit and I misunderstood a setting which broke the whole thing.
After that realization it was done in a few minutes.

I can type the password for the SSH key to my servers while drunk.
Muggles can't type the fucking email address while sober.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!! Is it really that fucking hard?!!! Pieces of shit!!

Currently sat in an airport writing shit code. But soon be in Italy writing shit code.

Congrats Mirror! Now I can’t see absolutely anything on your crappy website!

CC: StackOverflow

This has always been one of my favorites.