This is a bad day in my life

college is a pyramid scam scheme

Sing along! Haha.

Showering at a geeks house!

Coworker forces you to use PHPstorm With cracked license. 😤😠

Me: nope.

Fuck you, Windows.

My python scripts are always good... until I run them

Today pranked my colleague changing some semicolons in his PHP Code to greek question marks.
It took him tears, sweat and a long time until I told him.
Now he wants to kill me.
XD

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

We feel you bro...

devRant should make their own version of Tinder. All this lonely devs could really use a partner to cheer up their life 😄

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression

not sure why they don't just make it free and have a donate option 😀

Reason to break up?

Got hired!

Someone steals my external monitor.
me: That's my monitor
thief: No its mine. See all my desktop icons are there.
me: speechless

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

when your janitor knows his audience

Code at the beach #codelyfe

please don't...

"The school tech asked me for my MAC address on my phone, but I told them I didn't have one because my phone is Android and Macs only have MAC addresses, right?"

-my wife

classmate: Hey, "friend" told me you do freelance website development. right? I need to create a new website and need your help.

Me: umm... OK... what's it about?

Classmate: It's for my dad's friend's business.

Me: OK. but I will charge the standard rate.

classmate: No... I will make it myself. I just want your help.

Me(Internally): ...not again...

Me: Do it yourself then.

Classmate: It will be quick. an hour or two max.

Me: *speechless*

Classmate: And one of my uncle who did IT told me that c++ is faster. can we use that instead of HTML?

Me: huh...?

classmate: you don't know shit.

... classmate walks away...

This guy somehow manages to get As in exams (mostly cheating. and our papers are shitty theory papers which you can mug up. so that helps) and in a year will have an IT degree.

Today I wanted to activate the gzip compression on the site of a customer before delivery.

Unfortunately the hosting service (the most popular in France) did not activate this module on its servers. Why in 2016, this module is not enabled by default !

The computer forgot my password again...

IP Man == Network administrator

Who wants these?

How many of you guys have an actual development life cycle at work (documenting every step, officially closing out of design, implementation, testing, etc)?

My place has a pretty stringent cycle. It is usually useful, but can occasionally just feel like paper pushing. It seems, though, that a lot of devs on here just sit down and start typing until someone says stop?

What if Snapchat's filters are all a part of the government's plot to develop a facial recognition database? 🤔

When you forgot to turn on your wifi and realize you've been using your data the whole time.