Oh yes I know how it feels.

Been a tiring day and saw this on my coworker's shirt 😁 OK, beer please! 🍻

Hate the urge to rewrite, when a new major version of your JS library is out....

Especially when you're at the last laps of your project...

Coworker forces you to use PHPstorm With cracked license. 😤😠

Me: nope.

Conversation in (not so far) future:

Me: Sorry boss, I can't get to work this morning. My car is updating. Automatically.
Boss: Oh you have that Windows 10 car, you can work from home today.
Me: Boss, but my computer...
Boss: Oh, okay it can wait till tomorrow.

My stickers came, thanks @dfox and @trogus! 😄

Now to pull off getting a stress ball. That's gonna be tough... help me out folks! 😨

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

When you're too good to use the left hand side of the screen.

#confession

I don't know what you guys think but I freaking love programming my own Minecraft client. It sounds childish but I love to see server owners rage when they see their Servers dying because of my exploits. It's a good feeling.

But I got 3 DOS attacks afterwards so there is a high risk to make lifetime enemy's.

Let us all post our dark side of knowledge and the shit we have done to amuse ourselves!

days were nothing seems to work and you end up solving the problem of the problem of the problem of the problem... so frustrating 😥

That feeling you get when you realize an aesthetically beautiful design is going to get replaced by something uglier because of marketing bullshit.

Just when I was about to watch the Downton Abbey clips on YouTube I realize that my Firefox went completely silent without warning.

So the latest Firefox 52.0 decided to drop ALSA and force users to use pulseaudio instead. Otherwise the only way is to recompile the source with the alsa option enabled, or downgrade.

What the actual fuck Mozilla? Who made this decision? What's the reason behind? So far Firefox is the only browser that is having the sound problem.

Nope. not another bloated package. Maybe I should switch over to Chrome.

This is very sidetracking

I get it, you drink coffee!

You know what makes sense? Having a reCAPTCHA on a REST API.

So a friend says @trogus has a similar with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, what do you think?

Credits: Hexical Labs WebSite

Upvote if you also had to describe your job as a webdev as "I do websites" because otherwise they didn't know what you do ... -.-

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

There are still companies using coldfusion.

https://xkcd.com/1808/
If you take only the 2nd half:
They can delete the space, rly? ALTER TABLE spacetime DROP COLUMN x1, x2, x3 or what?

Any devs from CIA's Frankfurt department here? I can't remember if I shut my TV off before I left home, can you check?
KTHXBYE

Alpha testing be like...

Everyone leaving early on Wednesday and you realize that it's not weekend but just No overtime working day.
#welcome #to #japan
Weekend still 2 days away.

Today 🙄
This dev goes "I connect using plain FTP over a VPN to update why can't you!?"

Because it's unsecure you fucking idiot.

His FTP server can't even do secure connections. Some how.

Guess I have a new site to take over 😏

I got very lucky to catch this bug before pushing to prod. SO answer code

Dad : My WhatsApp has an issue and you're a software engineer. Fix it
Me : Looks like a Android bug...can't do anything.
Dad : Come with me, this guy at the shop around the corner who does prepaid talk time recharge will fix it... learn from him
Me : facepalm , gotta kill that guy

The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.

//Me doing my coding projects
File1
File1v2
File1v2withuglyhack
File1v2didntworkthisissomethingelse
...File1v2shouldbefinal

From SMBC comics

Why soap when you can do rest? fucking why? 😠