I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

Advice from my Senior :

"Don't use linux, its crap!"

And here I am using Linux like a boss!

This 'friendly' message looks like it's trying to kill me if I don't pay my bill

Even though I don't like Java that much 😂

Don't explain your code, write code as like code explain itself..

Why don't programmers like nature?

It has too many bugs.

DON'T YOU DARE THAT LIKE THAT AGAIN

Don't you just love reviews like this...

I don't like dual boot on my computer. I prefer multi boot.

I like you if you're not a dev.

I like you if you're a dev.

I don't like you if you're not a dev but you try to act one.

Love devRant it's like Twitter for geeks. Don't need to follow anyone and no politics.

I don't really like using tables that much.

Only thing i don't like in home project repositories is i'm the only who commits :(

I don't like this.

- you don't like math
- you don't like study
- you don't read documentation
- you throw out the manual
- you like to punch a clock
- you dislike books and reading
- you don't ever work more than 8 hours
- you can't tolerate the occasional weekend work day
- you fold under pressure
- you aren't good at crunch time
- you can't do on-call without committing seppuku
- you don't have attention to detail
- you aren't interested in technology
- you're not good at explaining things
- you can't deal with change
- you're not excited by the prospect of extreme variety
- you don't have the ability to focus
- you can't deal with ego without resorting to violence
- you can't deal with someone calling your baby ugly
- you can't discriminate between fact and opinion

And many, many more

Dear Javascript, this is why lots of people don't like you.

Don't like where Java is going

friend: what are those lines on your screen
me: programming
friend: but like don't you program it
me: yeah but I have to write it
friend: but like don't you have to program the lines
That's when I quit trying to explain it

When people want to know what you're doing and you know they wouldn't understand so you're just like 'Nothing...'

Manager: Make the page look like Apples.

Me: What is it you like about their page?

Manager: I don't know, it just makes me feel good.

Don't be like Bob

I told my TL about my aspiration of pursuing a Masters degree.
TL: "You don't seem like the sort that is suitable for academy."
Me: "You don't seem like the sort who's suitable for management but here we are..."

(a, b, c, d, e, f)

Don't name your arguments like this

I don't like pointers.

I don't really like python, but anyway..

CTOs be like:
We don't need no backup station,
We don't need no source control!

I don't like coffee.

People who don't understand what I code or who don't even know what a freaking "code" is, telling me how to do my job!! Then my reaction will be like -

One thing that I really hate is experienced programmers who don't threat newbies with kindness and act like "masters of everything"... Don't do that. :/

It's like they don't even try, to write a changelog

Will I be a great programmer if I don't like coffee (I prefer tea)?
I don't drink coffee.

I like that google explains how to install Android studio after downloading it. Like people who download android studio don't know how to click next, next, next, next, install.

Why people say programmer like to code at night, I don't. I just like to start coding 2 at the morning.

Websites be like:

Check this box if you don't want us to remember that you don't want us to send you any newsletters

Sometimes I really don't like meetings. Because I'm an introvert.

Confession: I don't like coffee

Telling someone you don't like the way they format their code is like... Telling them their girlfriend is ugly.

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like my CPU temp?

I honestly don't understand why some developers like to shit on other's preferences.

Don't like PHP? Fine, but don't give shit to somebody else for liking it or coding in it.

Not a fan of Javascript? That's cool, but do realize that there are people who enjoy coding with it and don't appreciate you talking shit about their preferences.

Don't like a certain framework? That's okay, but again, there are people who code with it so don't tell them that they shouldn't.

Favorite dev tool? My keyboard. I don't like coding without my keyboard, it's a very important tool.

Throwback to my first assignment in MATLAB.
Still gives me the heebie-jeebies!

Ever feel like punching your monitor when things don't work? Yup, I'm right there.

++ing a rant and then realising you don't like that rant !

Sorry guys, I don't like coffee :o same for tea though, I just drink water.

Coding with out coffee is like booting up in Windows - don't.

"Some people don't like switch/ case, I don't like some people"

Bwahahaha

JavaScript is like a gun.. if you don't know how to use it you will shoot yourself.

I don't like the color of the new VSCode logo

As I don't like coffee, can I do tea and code! </🍵>

Closing 10+ tabs after finding the solution is like flushing the toilet, you don't even look back.

Wanted to open the door to the outside word and see this fucker just sitting at eyelevel a few centimeters away from my face... I'm awake now.

And don't worry he lives his live outside now.

C++ is like HTML in the sense that everyone wants to learn it as a first language.

DON'T LEARN C++ AS A FIRST LANGUAGE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING YOURSELF INTO.

Client be like :

I want this feature to be added

No I don't,
No I want,
No I don't,
let me fuck you up then I will decide.

I don't feel like working and this is the best excuse 😅

Just got a signed contract for a new client's project. PLEASE don't be crooks! PLEASE pay me on time. PLEASE don't make my life miserable. Like the last one did.

> Take girlfriend to Starbucks
Me: I'll ask for a cold brewed coffee, what would you like?
She: I don't like coffee...

!rant
I normally don't like people doing this, but now I get them:
I got the job!

I know a LOT of people like it...but NodeJS...I still don't know why it's here.

See a post you don't like?
Give em the -- and keep scrolling.
Simple rule.

Having to google something before you rant/comment so you don't look like an idiot

Why don't people like Java? With only a year of AP comp sci for experience, I don't know enough about it to say I do or don't like it. But it's widely used, and is an official language of Android. Are the people hating on Java just people that don't use it? Or is there something about Java that people just genuinely despise?

I don't have a cool duck so i have to talk to myself like an idiot

Don't put the Delete and Deploy button next to eachother. Like fr. Bro.

merry crisis everyone, i wish you all a very don't have to work tomorrow like me

College sucks manh .. It's the only place where I don't use brain for like 9 -8 hours

I don't like React..😐

I don't like C.
C is not my friend.

I don't like odd +1's count :)

I have never seen anything like this before...and I don't want to see this again.

"why do you like computers more than women" was a question my dad asked me today. that was a fucking curveball lemme tell ya

turns out my dad thinks i'm sexually attracted to computers as i don't flirt with women nor do I date.

I don't have a car, I don't have money, I like an hour from town, I have no charisma and I look like an unevenly-melted candle someone dropped into a bag of shaved 5 o'clock stubble. Of course I don't talk to people IRL.

Beginners be like, "First rule of programming, If it works don't touch it". But experts will be like "Why does it work?". That's why they are called experts.

Some people take it personally when you don't like their distro

Websites install to my phone and behave just like native apps (Progressive Web Apps) and native apps don't need installing anymore and behave just like websites. (Instant Apps)
The lines are blurring. I don't know what to believe anymore.

I like dark themes but I really don't like it when the black of the desktop theme is clashing with a different shade of black in the program

😒 t-shirts like this is why people don't take us seriously

All ya fuckers be like fuck windows, fuck mac.. i seriously don't like samsung (devices).😝

!rant but help?

I currently have Kali (for labs I'm working on to teach myself the things I didn't learn in school), Ubuntu (downloaded for school), and Fedora (downloaded for my database class)... other than Kali already having Metasploit in it, I don't see a difference between these and I know there are more versions of Linux.

What would be a good starting place for every day use, that'll support Citrix receiver (required for work no idea what its requirements are but I can find out, if i can't use it in Linux, I'll dual boot) and virtual box (or other virtual software, don't mind learning new systems), and that i can also have room to grow for security learning?

People who don't like mathematics have never actually studied the subject.

I am feeling lonely and depressed. Don't feel like to code. I am introvert, don't have friends. Idk what to do. 😫

don't know if it's fake or not. I don't use twitter, but it looks like something that would happen there

That moment when your boyfriend gets into coding and he's like her girlfriend don't exist anymore.

Uhm. I don't like this

There are still companies using coldfusion.

Just me who cringes when people replace brand names they don't like with things like "winshit" or "shitter"?

Not defending any brands though, obviously.

Documentation is like friends. I don't have friends.

I heard the best joke lately!

What do vegans, crossfitters and linux users have in common?

oh wait, wrong forum...

when you don't have anything to rant about because you're fresh out if university and don't have a job so you don't feel like a full fledged dev. 😞😭 time to study for those interviews I guess.

What's worst than doing something you don't like?

Having to do it again.

So save.

I like to use a Light theme for my IDE / Code Editor. Don't -1 me thanks.

why don't u like me :(

Looks like this community is full of devs who don't have patience.

I like obj c more than I like Swift. I don't know why and even tho it is the same API I find obj c more intuitive and useful since it is a strict superset of C and C is very useful.

Not to say I don't like Swift. I like it. I just have something against mobile OS APIs really

Unintuitive APIs, with poor documentation and terrible parameter names. It's like they don't want me to use it

Saying you don't like a distribution because of its desktop GUI or some other changeable config setting is like saying you don't like a house because the water is running.

Make a new android app icon, release it. Now I decide I don't like it. Great.

I broke my keyboard while coding.
My mom was like.. u don't treat things with respect.
And I was like.. " my life's shit!! "

I don't like remote work.

Do not wave you phone around during a video interview. Don't turn it upside down. Don't put keep your hand near it -- I am not interested in your finger nails. Don't pace around. Don't look like a YouTuber that has no idea what they are doing on a video conference.

That is all.

I'm a php developer.
I don't like preg functions (regular expressions) and i don't remember exactly the syntax for alternate words.
I googled, and this is what I found.

An heart attack.

i don't know bash

i don't like to read or write bash

why am i stuck updating bash scripts

Seems like I'm in the minority now since most people don't use semicolons in JS.

I don't like when HR calls us 'tekkies'..

I hate it when recruiters write something like "I now that you don’t like recruiters, but maybe you like this offer."

WHEN YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU THEN JUST STOP TALKING TO ME!

I don't like web design, but i'm also annoyed the people I want to have do my tattoos don't have anything on their site (just says under construction)...

Would you design a website for free tattoos (if you like tattoos), or is it still more trouble than it's worth?

Say no to hiring Nick Burns.

Feeling like I don't know anything😣

i don't think it should work like that

Didn't realize how much I got used to PHPStorm until I used VS Code for a personal project and got errors from forgetting to manually add my Use statements. :P

I don't know if we can be friend...

I don't like cable art, my desk is messy(no setup), no stickers on my mac, don't care I have to use mac or pc or unix, I don't code at night.....anymore, I don't have problem with ;

But....I love coffee.

Unpopular opinion: I don't like Sublime. Why people like it so much?

This community needs way less fanboy bullshit posts.

You don't like x, you don't buy/use x.

There shouldn't be "I don't like you so I'm gonna hinder your work" at professional workplaces.
Feels like I'm dealing with a kindergarten kid. WTF.

Have you ever felt like you don't want to fall asleep?

I do feel that quite often but I don't know why.

Uhhh I'm on like the 12th or 13th week of not touching any code.

I just don't feel like it, and now classwork is piling up, so I just don't do it. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

i can't ++ my own rant.

i think i don't like my own rant 🤔

and the wires emerged like tentacles from their sockets and you don't know what goes where.

fml

I really feel like coding right now, but I don't have time. Problem is: when I do have time and I have to code I probably don't want to anymore.

Fuck YouTube and their sponsored content!
You can clearly see they get paid to promote certain videos as they pop out of nowhere, regardless of your interests, and no matter how many time you click "I don't like this" or "don't recommend channel".
It can be simple stuff like Warthunder vids (which I don't play and never searched for),
Or complex like the Amber Heard trial - vids that make her look foolish. Feels like Depp dropped some serious cash on YouTube to make him look like a victim! (regardless if he really is or not)
Isn't there a law that sponsored content must be marked as such?

When your codes don't work like they used to before...
-complete this song in comments :) :D

UGH FRC Talon SRX weird led blink codes. I don't like this

Why in the world people don't like vscode ?

Man it always feels like i know nothing. Like when you don't know HTML it feels like you know nothing .
Then you learn js, backend, some database.
But you don't know react so fuck you you know nothing.

Then you learn react, but you don't know vite, next
So you know nothing.
this cycle never ends
FUCK

!dev

I don't like your rants. 😛

I don't like WordPress. But my boss want me to do WordPress website...

Just picked this up for my goals this year. If I don't like it, I can always sell it off and I don't like having to switch between screens on my laptop for tutorials. Has anyone used How to Learn Python the Hard Way? Did you like it? Hate it?

I like to live dangerously.. I don't lock my computer when I go for a smoke.

Worst experience?

Dealing with CSS

I really don't like frontend

I like TFS. I don't like GitLab in general. I also don't like to work with GitHub.

Am I the only one that doesn't like Java? I mean I don't hate it or say it's bad. It's pretty clear that it has been probably the most influential language after C. I just don't like how typed and verbose it is, also I feel old just using it or something based on it (like Jenkins)

i don't understand girls. they just don't make any sense. if only they behave like my IDE.
My IDE :

!rant

One of the downsides of my job is that I do User Support at three levels...

Sometimes they can with a valid support request, and sometimes it can be a easy one, sometimes isn't.

But there are times when they came with an idiotic situation that (most of times) it can be avoided if they can read the fucking message that the application in question show to them.

In those times, I already knew the problem they have by the time they already finished to describe it... In the meanwhile my thoughts go down into a rabbit hole and forgot the whole point of the call 😂

Oh... Well, at least I can fake that I was passing inside a tunnel 😂

"I don't like math"

Basically, i very like php, but i don't know why

People say they don't remember 10 years back.
Sh*t, I don't even remember this code. I mean, I wrote it like yesterday

I like building large apps in flat php.

I get bullied for not using OOP / Frameworks.

I don't like this.

when you got used to coding PHP in uni then the first job you get uses Python.
PM got me like: you gotta unlearn your PHP in here and don't ever compare the past with the present.
just like in relationships... don't ever compare the present with your ex

I love most of the usernames here, I really like how most choose funny names related to developing or what they do, don't you also like that fashion?

Damn Github. I don't want to sound like a broken record, but feels like you're down more than up these days...

Some like it WET
Others like it DRY
But I don't care - I just like to KISS it

OK I'll wait!

Like I don't have anything urgent to do. 🤔

I love CSS, but don't like preprocessors (like SASS, Less, or Stylus) :/ There's nothing more beautiful than vanilla CSS with zero workflow :)

Overheard PHP developer say: "I don't like Node.js, it should be more like PHP where everything is async."

super random

I never got the notion of "men don't like smart women", it's not a stereotype that I see in real life too much.
And I kinda think the opposite way, like yes honey please go on about mathematical topics I don't know a thing about <3

When your the only one who wants to use Docker in your work but your team won't.

I guess the dev community is very fierce and unforgiving. That's what I don't like about it.

I don't like coffee.

Don't like the way how to do something? Witte software for it! You need something automated? Develop the autonation algorithms! Don't like how an open source application works? Change it! Don't like how the closed source application works? Fucking reverse engineer and patch it!

Being a developer opens incredibly man doors in the world of information technology, that technology that drives our world, society and so, so many parts of everyone's life. So why on earth wouldn't you want to be a developer?

I get the feeling that people who prefer C and dislike C++ just don't like stds.

People talk about hacking like, "I don't do it cause its illegal", like they could if it wasn't/ )))

I had a lunch lecture on AI today, and the guy who gave it was like: don't worry AI is like really stupid right now it won't take over the world. in fact, AI right now is about as smart as a mouse!

my thoughts: how good are you at catching mice? because I don't feel like running after one for sure

[Definition] Freelancer Programmer: Programmer who don't like to be programed.

Art like this is literally the only reason I collect MTG. I don't play the game lol

I sometimes think back to that asshole on stackoverflow that said "op wants a solution like that" after I, the op, told him I don't like that solution.

I really don't like showing off developers. Like the guy just changes color or invokes a function. Then instagram #superdeveloper #coding #ai. Dude wtf.

write your code like a joke , which you don't have to explain

When you assign someone you don't like to review your merge/pull request

Others: Don't treat Animals🐨 like objects.

My Highschool Teacher: Animal animal = new Animal ();

I don't like it when guys use emojis when chatting with me. I find it weird.

But when girls do it, I like it. It's hot.🔥

What's your favorite monster can ? I don't like cofffeeeee but i need to stay alive tonight, important think to do for tomorow (like preparing my exam :D)

I don't have a job so uhhhh I would suggested don't go dressed like a slob look nice like not to nice but like worthy like a button up shirt blue jeans and combed hair and shoes nice looking one burshed/combed

A day in the life of @C0D4

Yay it's Tuesday.....

So morning goes something like coffee, yea no coffee no @C0D4, get to the office, get busy with normal morning routine - run the almost automated scripts I have to run - delete the 100+ emails I don't actually need from last night, read the 2 I do care about - yea 2 freakin emails out of 117 🤦‍♂️
But what ever that's what outlook rules are for... except I actually have to glimpse over them all just in case something of mine broke.

Go get another coffee,
Start working through the days tickets - ok cool nothing major to worry about, let's get back to writing tests from yesterday.

Well fuck that was a bad decision, no matter what I do this little fucker won't pass, yet doing this process step by step, detail for detail, it works - no issues, but automate this fucker and it screams its head off.

So fine, I give up and go to lunch,
Come back... spend next 3 hours on this 1 problem... 1 FREAKING problem 🤦‍♂️🥴🤦‍♂️🥴🤦‍♂️

This thing has beaten me, and for no apparent reason - it just doesn't like running under a test scenario.
Would have given up hours ago, except its a vital piece of code I'm trying to cover 😑 of course it is.

Well somewhere in there I managed to do a deployment for another project and change a few things in there.

This week is starting to look like hell,
Yay hump day tomorrow!!!!!
That's something, the week is coming to an end.... right? Please.... right!!!

Dear Bluetooth. I don't like you either!

I don't like vue.

Don't feel like working on side project since yesterday. I was so excited throughout the week but lost motivation on Friday. I just feel like sleeping.

Real devs try to have knowledge in all three major lines of OS so they don't have much trouble using a different OS at times, even if they absolutely don't like it.

You can still like your favourite OS and use it the most, of course. :)

You're supposed to feel like you don't know what you're doing sometimes.

I don't respect a single person at work. I like them as people, but that's about it

I don't understand how after decades, people who know what they're doing don't disable automatic updates as one of the first actions on a newly installed windows machine. People moan about it on here like they don't know.

Someone on WhatsApp asked me did I like the new update or not ?
Well here is what I replied,
WHAT THE FUCK ?! NOOooo ! already there is Snapchat whose USP is this feature, Snapchat is Snapchat, then they introduced this feature on Instagram that's ok...but WhatsApp should be WhatsApp.
ALL I WANTED IS A SIMPLE PLAIN MESSAGING APP, THAT'S IT !

Now it's wasting my time more, earlier I just used to see Instagram & Snapchat stories in my free time BUT now !? I will see these fucking stories again here on WhatsApp too... BECAUSE I can't help it, it's in our human mind psychology too, we are curious beings, we are somehow bound to open that Status Tab when we will see a green dot ! If it's not true SEE THE NEWS ! NASA just found a whole new Solar System just ~40 light years away ! YES we are curious, we explore, we invent things.

I hope they will roll it back, but NO the ugly truth my friend is people will rant about and forget, and we will end up using it too, hate this seriously ! for instance the new iPhones have no 3.5mm audio jack, WTF ?! well say goodbye to my favourite ear buds ! and buy these FUCKING NEW Monstrously over priced bound-to-buy pair of earbuds if you need high quality audio out.

AND are we bound to be slaves and continue using these features because everyone else is doing so ? NO ! I will use whatever I like the most, I will go back to the roots, may be use those old school IMs and may be ask others to join it.

I just really don't like working with VHDL.

I don't feel like doing anything.... What's the point ...

Can't tell if I'm bored, tired, or depressed...

When I don't have internet on my PC. I like to visit

about:blank/

Anyone watched the Silicon Valley? AMAZING! I love it, Ehrlich and Gilfoyle are the best!
Does someone know a similar show? And please don't suggest the IT crowd, I don't like it

Boss said no more emoticons. I was like l, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. #emoticonwayoflife

A few days back I joined my first job. I didn't had so many expectations but still I had a little hope. But no the trainer was a dumb ass person, like he did so many annoying things. I'll give you one, he repeatedly tried putting hdmi cable in VGA port. Even after we told him.

I feel like moving to Sachsen/Germany for dev job might not have been the best idea.. sometimes it can get a bit annoying because of all xenophobic people.. anyone else from Sachsen here?

My PRs have way too much:

"I don't like this but..."

But it do...

Devrant is the Reddit for developers who literally don't like Facebook.

I don't like the similarity here

I don't like odd padding / margin values

My mentor's impressed with my progress but I don't feel like I've made much

when it's Friday and you don't feel like doing anything!

Ok, so we know you've not had any work to do for a week. Here's what we'll do - pick up this task to copy & paste shit code from one project to another. Don't worry yourself with what it does.

FMDL

Ok I can imagine that being premium uses more ram cuz the offline content won't be handled magically.

But still... I don't like how it looks like 🤣

I don't like any jokes and pranks. As I don't understand any of them (obviously, they mostly aren't space or cryptography related) I don't ever do any pranks...

one thing I don't like about programming: documentation. I've spend 6 hours today on writing use cases :(

Somehow I don't like merge conflicts 🤕

Whenever I feel like searching for a freelancing job in python, I feel like I don't know anything and stop contacting the person who wants to hopefully - since there are retards who don't pay - pay for it.

Fucking impostor syndrome.

I still don't get it why we don't have code snippet paste ability, like slack or .MD file? Can we have some little formatting please?
Pasting screenshots is not always the best.

I hate debugging shit I don't like.

Nope, no story.
I don't like to share too much of my personal infornation

Insane amounts of coffee. Because if I don't have it at least once in a day, I don't make any sense at all. Just like how coffee isn't a tool.
Fuck.

I guess you can say the same bad things about (node) js you can about php.

I don't deserve a person like you.

Legacy code = untested code.
Don't write legacy code, act like a professional since day 1.

Joke about Rust all you want, but Rust is the reason efficient programs are on vogue. When you see a web developer optimizing their JavaScript to make a smaller bundle, or a backend developer getting rid of dependencies, thank Rust for that.
I don't like Rust, I don't like their community, I don't like their superiority complex, but their existence is net positive so far.

Why does some users feel like their rating will pay bros rent. The shit is free if u don't like it or u don't find it comfy fucking uninstall or build ur own fucking server, douche bag!