* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Thank you, Satan

When you're just 5++ away from getting a kitty.

Damn, there's so many different Hacktoberfest t-shirts available this year. Time to sit down and go "clothes shopping" I guess!

https://devswag.io/

JS is love indeed

https://getgrav.org/

I found this yesterday and now testing it out. It seems pretty neat.

So I started working at this IT company here in Oslo. Norway. After almost 6 months, I have almost not had anything to do, except little over just 1 month where I actually worked on a project, and now that is done. I have nothing to do, so today I applied for 11 jobs.

Continuing on my last post, first sketch of what I imagine it would be like.

Programming languages as anime girls.
(I don't know source or Japanese. Help me if you know)

For 2 years I tried to make my boss pay me what I know I should be worth. Over the same time the team morale took a nosedive down into an avalanche.
Today I told him, that I am sick of being kept waiting and listening to excuses. I want the payment I know I deserve and I want it before the end of the year. I believe to have stayed perfectly calm and factual, even told him "I am sorry, I really tried it, but I cannot take this anymore".
He found a way to put a (literal) "fuck you" and a verbal middle finger into other people's mounts, so he "didn't say it himself" and shut down the meeting telling me to look for another job.

Actually I have not felt as satisfied in my job for a long time, as I have in that very moment.

Time for a new start.

hi guys, i'm django developer and i wanna learn android.
should i choose kotlin over java?
how is job vacancies?

Android studio runs sooooo much better on Linux as compared to windows!!!
I just can't believe it!
My build times have been reduced by like 70% on the same laptop!
Why on earth was I even using windows all along!!

https://asciinema.org/

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

Why does getting an avatar needs 10+ devrant points?

I just came here to read rants.

#gentoo #arch

I have been using VIM for about 2 years now. Mostly, because I cant figure out how to exit.

I got enough prior warning about windows updates from this lovely group. So I clicked on restart and update and left for work.

Came home after a few hours and logged in.

Windows: Restart and update (exclamation icon).

Me: Yea sure, gimme a sec. *Proceeds to download Linux*

Visiting Distrowatch can be a really big problem.

Pen testing

"Hey Vsauce! Michael here. Where are your fingers?"

Me: "On the keyboard" XD

Php still has 9 inches

Anyone tried eXternOS?👀

Son: Dad, I lost my virginity.

*dad looks under bed*

Dad: I found it!

*pulls out PHP book*

i just want to remind you of this great book! :D

I've been working on a Programming playlist for a while and seems people want more of those, so I'll share mine as well
The following is a mix of dubstep, house, vocal EDM and a whole bunch of Rocket League music

https://open.spotify.com/user/...

A little critique won't be hated on (probably)

I once optimized a web page that performed 621 SQL queries and loaded in 21 seconds in a production app.

My code was doing the exact oposite of what I wanted it to do and it took me about 2 hours to find out that strcmp() returns 0 when the strings match, problem solved, fml.

One of the new guys on another team calls the Internet the Innernet because he doesn't hear the T. He both days and writes it as Innernet.

He told me today he wants to switch to our network team.

Efficient ways of backing up code. :P