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People! What a bunch of bastards!

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I am a sandwich.

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Oh Oh !!! Today is the 8 bit register overflow day....Happy 8 bit register overflow day to all 16bit registers..

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!rant but
How many of you know about Packtpub and its free learning program?
Everyday you get a nice ebook on programming :)

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One hour later and you come up with this shit? Really Windows?!

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The official title for a head LAMP sysadmin should be Apache Chief.

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Whats your opinion on the prices for the iphones?

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That moment when you have a problem and find your own answer on stackoverflow

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Dennis.....

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Almost got my manhood out at work.

There I was in deep thought needing the toilet but wanted to get a coffee first. So I get up go to the kitchen and catch myself next to the bin unzipping.

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Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

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Want to finish my little friend for a long time now. He can dance Michael Jackson's moonwalk for now.
Idea was to use the sonar sensor to switch dancing styles but he is still blind :(

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Project managers moved all the tickets around and then got mad that we couldn't find them to log our time.

Mass mutiny about logging time in general and expected dev hours per week.

They returned the tickets to the old system at least

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You 5 years old Notepad++ version, you are a hero \😃/

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I laughed at this..... then I realized something....

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That horrible feeling that you're holding the team back as a junior dev.

What took me two days of struggle, it took the senior dev a glance to solve the issue.

Literately took them less than 10seconds to complete the task which I spent two days both at work and after work of debugging and research to try and solve.

Why are they paying me to work here.

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I am become gradle
destroyer of builds
look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

Why can't zip/tar tasks work like copy tasks? Whyyyyyyy?

I got it working--abusing tasks.create--but hot damn this should be easier.

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This is my first check-in to devRant since I got this CIO position. Never forget your roots! ❤️

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I think Atmel Studio wants to tell me something...

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Just spent the last 10-20 minutes debugging a stupid error. Turns out I spelt construct wrong. FML.

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Valid Until Invalid date? Well, that kinda makes sense.

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To my fellow 🐍 charmers:
You should see in C to understand C, else you'll never see what's in C. It's a big sea, you better start C. 😍

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Hot fix of a production bug!

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What was your first program, What language was it in & what did it do?

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Finally ditched Linux and am back on the original and best :p

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How engineer am I?
Wife and I just wore out our third coffee maker this year.

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you know you should go home when you write "public private foo()".

it's public ... but private ... but still public

I'M DONE FOR THE DAY

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So I’m working on an app with a friend who is designing it and I spent a week building a custom segment control as a menu bar. He said that it looked nice but he got inspiration to make a tab bar instead 😑
Cheers to the dev life

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I have officially found the BEST C compiler around.

https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/...

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Was very excited to receive my new work laptop. Everything is in French and I don't even have admin rights!
I guess they trust me with writing SW for their cars but when it comes to customising my own pc a team of IT guys should supervise me.

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