Every job interview question ever

Chuckles like a kiddo... 🤣
And it's only Monday... 🤔
I am too old for this... 😩🤦‍♂️

Sup guys!

Installed a virus scanner for fun. This result got me laughing :D

Do you spend sometimes too much time on making the code look pretty that you forget to implement the f** feature?

Reading books, lots of books... Mostly sci-fi or fantasy (I'm in love with Lem) but generally any type of books. 🙃 Currently on the table:
Lem: Master's Voice
James S.A. Corey: Leviathan Wakes

!rant
Greetings to all of you from sunny Dolomites! There is nothing like skiing with family on winter holiday.

Today I had the most f...g ABSURD and POINTLESS meeting with the client ever, that was arranged by the sales! I drove f...g 100km there and f...g 100km back to have a meeting that lasted about 20 minutes. And it's not even the worst yet. It turned out that I was not even the right person to be there. So guess what - the whole meeting boiled down to me making a phonecall on a loudspeaker to the f...g right person. I have wasted half a day and I HAVE OFFICIALY BECAME THE MOST EXPENSIVE PHONE HOLDER!! Not that I have not insisted a few times before to make a call to ensure that the meeting is necessary at all.

When scammers want to follow GDPR regulations - the worst SCAM ever 🤦‍♂️

Long story:
I have just received a SMS message, informing me that my phone number is in several marketing databases. It also had a link to the website called stop-sms.pl, where you're supposed to be able to unsubscribe from those lists. At this moment I felt a little bit confused - the SMS seemed suspicious, but on the other hand who doesn't want to get rid of all this SMS crap. So I carefully followed the link to see the website with a form to fill with personal data - phone number included 😆 If that is not enough to realize that this is just a lame scam website, just below the input where you enter the phone number there are Terms and Conditions where it directly states that: "By filling the form you agree that your personal data (name, email, phone number) will be used for marketing purposes." - WTF?!

Who the f... gets fooled by such crap?! 😂😂😂

Unexpected situation 😱 Really - unexpected button? WTF Skype?

I use Arch because I like the color scheme on the website.

This is how one of our junior devs solved a merge conflict

Seems Legit...

Yeah... I'm not complaining 😁

12yo: omg i need to wake up in 15 hours for school, i need to get to bed asap

14yo: omg only 12 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for school, i gotta go to bed

17yo: shit just 10 hours of sleep, need to go to bed rn

19: only 8 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, that's more than enough

20: just 5 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, exactly how much i need

21: 2 hours is just fine

University dorm admin story:
One guy had a problem with his ethernet cable. He broke RJ45 and wanted new one, so he asked on dorms group what to do. He was pointed to admin. So he grabbed a knife, cut the cable as close to wall as he could and walked with it to the admin guy. He said that he had problem with his cable and want new RJ45, so admin applied it on the both sides. Then he asked how to plug it back to the wall :D

Daily activity, just try new nodejs rest api framework fastify, anyone already using it ?

age++;

No one remembered my birthday, so I gifted myself the dark theme!!

PHP doesn’t scale. Riiiiiight. Wikipedia runs entirely on PHP and is the fifth most visited site on the internet. There’s also this little site called Facebook that uses PHP, ever heard of it?

PHP is slow. Sure, old PHP can be slow. The argument is about as sound is saying that OS X is a terrible OS because my first Apple IIe was slow. PHP 7 is plenty fast, even three time faster than Python.

https://hackernoon.com/php-is-dead-...

The feeling when you close 50 tabs after fixing a bug

Hows that for a work setup :p one of my side jobs.
I love it very much <3

All MacBook haters, please leave, NOW!

I suppose that you, who are reading now, are using MacBook. Do you feel the same, that the touchpad is so fucking amazing so you will not ever touch a mouse again? 😊

P.S. MacBook haters, still here? fuck off!!!

Oh my GOD!!! 😡i cant believe it !! Wtf ?! Why Why :/ ?!

Coincidence?
toxic atmosphere on earth 😂😂

Source: Telegram;

Today's software industry is crap!

Ok, a little clickbait tittle ;)
Today, a friend of mine sent me a great text about the laziness and complete lack of care for efficiency and simplicity in software development industry. I totally agree with the author, and encourage you guys to read it, and give it a deep thought:
http://tonsky.me/blog/...

Agree with bill?

I know most consumers wont even notice but if youre going to use a game to show off your monitor, make sure you call it the right one...

Last time i check titanfall 2 looked nothing like mass effect...

One day I'll do this with an evil smile on my face 😈

Some people rant about hating PHP on a platform which is using PHP.

Same like 'I hate Microsoft' but using all the MS products.

Irony.

Oh yes, yess! Show me more!