JS and BodyBuilding

Today my classmate came up to me and said he was a hacker.

I told him to prove it, and guess what? HE ACTUALLY HACKED GOOGLE!

It was amazing! He impressed so many kids in the class with his skills of pressing F12! How impressive is that?

He even wore a black hoodie and can spell his name in binary code. Not to mention, he changed google doc's page color to black and the font to green as he typed his essay.

I need to be careful... This 1337 h4x0r is really scary.

83w4r3

Person: "I'm using Ubuntu. It's my first time using Linux. It looks pretty nice and it works for me."
People: "Eww. Loser. Ubuntu sucks! I'm a Linux god."

Person: "I think PHP is fine and has improved."
People: "Yikes. Don't use PHP. Everyone hates it."

Person: "I like using Angular. It gets the Job done."
People: "Boo! Use React. Angular sucks!"

So there you go, kids. If you wanna stay cool, listen to other people's opinion and their way of thinking. No need to really immerse and try out the tools that seem to work for you.

What's next?

Wow. Nice 😍👌. First question on stackoverflow. 4 down votes 😎. WTF why?

When Back-end try Front-end...

Walk into mall, bring my child to kids zone. They have free wifi 🤤
Accessing -> Scanning -> Got Ya! -> Brute Force -> Cracked!
There you're.
Now I can monitoring my kid while reading rant!
Just normal day in my life

Wish I had seen this one before I cursed Math.random too much!

Gary's a prick

Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Check this out! My "Dell-rolling man" is now ranting as well.

Starting to use the Devrant face in my log messages

That moment when you spend an entire afternoon trying to eradicate a problem but give up at the end of the day, and then solve it in 10minutes the next morning.

Damn you dev life !

10 points for next century option.

"Do you use Windows, Mac, or Linux?"

Uhh... Yes.

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

Working in Java be like.

Users be like:

Awesome gift from my girlfriend #2

System.io.weed

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

My first job was at a web agency. Non tech background, trying to transition into tech through frontend. Month 1: graphic designer, month 2: CSS guy, month 3: UI guy, month 4: in the frontend team doing react, month 7: leading the team, also doing some rails backend, month 9: full stack, month 11: leading web team.

How? Everyone else in the dev team left at month 7 lol. Literally thrown into the middle of the rainforest, fighting bugs by myself. But became so good at debugging and learning on the spot. Left at month 12 for a better job.

When GitHub sent me these for my presentation on VCS in Google developers group meetup...

http://techoalien.com/2015/07/...

CLI: A programmer's dream, and a designer's nightmare.

How To Be A Developer
(Easy Method)

(Note: You need an Android device to be a developer)

Step 1: Go to Settings.
Step 2: Click on "About phone".
Step 3: Click on "Build number" 7 times.

Congratulations, you are now a developer!

yes. :)

When you learn Quick Sort and it is hard to hold back this classic reference...

Huge code improvements