Especially painful being a cybersecurity engineer;

Did something wrong with an if-statement.

Caused authentication to break completely; anyone could login as any user.

Was fixed veeeeeeery quickly 😅 (yes, was already live)

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

I fell for it for a sec, well-played devs 👏

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

Designers,

■■■■■■■ please
■■■■ stop
■■■■■■■■■ using
■■ charts
■■■■■ to show
■■■■■■■ your skills
■■■■ in your
■■■■■■■ resume

seriously man, how do u do that

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

mood asf

Ooops, I was wrong again :/

Easy. Be the PM.

Sometimes the best "bug" are the troll posts, although personally I agree with it (even though a separate byte for both \r and \n make sense to keep for other purposes).

There was a typo in my 'fixed a typi' commit

O(FUCK)

This doesn't look right 🤔

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

I love this 😂😂

Fuck XML.

Just... Fuck it, i'm fucking done.

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

Bye bye Windows,
Hello Linux!

Thanks Gaben for Steam Play!

It's my Birthday.🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🍻🍻🍻🍾🍾🍾

This is fucking hilarious

Oh yeah 😅

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

It's beginning

dev vs tester vs client

My home setup after I moved into a new apartment :)

i mean wtf