1969 vs 2017

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Lol 😂😂

I never made a friend due to code.
Either I fucking hate people if I see their code or I respect them.
But getting a friend because of code seems to me rather unrealistic.

Maybe I could get a female code groupie, if I write code little bit more lovely and sexy.

Ask me again in a year.

Coworker: "You know that new Anime?"
Me: " No,which one ?"
Coworker: "Dev Note"

Feels great to write a script that downloads consecutive episodes of a series sequentially ..

All because..
Hotstar doesnt support Linux ..

Me: Hey, do you play ku?
Friend: Ku?
Me: sudo ku?
Friend: :-|

Last Friday, because of a stupid ass shitty engineer who constructed a footpath in the most shitty way I Sprained my ankle in one of the dents in it. But the story about this pizza picture is that my friend and I had planned a trek on a Saturday which obviously got cancelled. He saw how pissed I was he went online on Domino's website, changed input in a JSON file on one of Domino's wheel spinner which got me the maximum discount available there and I bought the pizza. He did that multiple times. Some Relief there. 🥂🍕
#Pizza_makes_everything_better

Found it in Telegram😂

Seems legit.
(No clue what the source is.)

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

Coitus.

Most coder relationship status,
mine too.

Accidentally restored a months old backup because I thought the software was using imperial date formatting. I was wrong.

Swift 😐

Can't believe my suggestion is now part of the weekly rant history!

Thanks guys!

My life would be so much easier if I could just consistently spell lenght, I mean, lentgh, I mean length DAMN IT!

First world programmer problems when you work from home.

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!rant
wow! Just found an old js book from 1999! ...and there was a list w/ searchengines in the appendix.
..check this out!

Who. The. Fuck. Did. This.

My colleague has the best rubber duck ever.

Just clean installed windows few days ago and my laptop is already mess again. Anyone else with same problem? 😂 I Suck at managing stuffs.

sudo apt-get sterile
#kicked in the balls

DevRant just lacks of a section for Q/A similiar to StackOverflow. Guys the here are really kind and nice!!

@dfox, there's still occasionally some weird stuff happening when my phone is on rotate. (Sadly I don't know how I did this.)
I'd be glad to help if you need anything from me.

saying "WWW" takes longer to say than just saying "World Wide Web"

Kotlin is awesome!

A dev only cares about the errors! No warning fucking matthers at all!

One more reason I love devRant..
Never seen rate this app annoying pop up ...