You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

When you know only one programming language but it is capable of doing Frontend, backend and everything you need...

Ready for zero-g 👍

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

Learn development web be like...

Programmer after solving a bug.

personalproject C++ codebase:
- Clean code,
- 1 class per file,
- naming conventions
- comments .
- No more than 10 files per folder

Work C++ codebase:
- 22 classes per file.
- Classname not the same as file name
- weird variable names CmdStng
- All files in one source folder.
- Source control from 20 years ago

Me every time I cannot find anything I wondering why it is in a different file on line 3574 inside another class with an unrelated filename

I want to be known as "The Fu- -ck" around here some day.

Dark theme rocks , developers who use light theme while coding should be imprisoned and tortured by making them watch a 100GB download failing at 1kb left again and again

Graphics Card Performance Overview

My company just announced permanent WFH :(

Asking for donations via terminal is a thing? Programmer thing 😎

After working for weeks writing sophisticated Scala code, and building à team of react devs working on this for months, these fuckers come to me with let's go the cms route. I would like to sincerely declare, fuck this company and I hope it crashes and burns. I know start-ups are constantly changing and iterating but this is straight up nonsense.

I used to have imposter syndrome when I first started at my current job. But then I discovered that one of my coworkers was an actual imposter. He didn't lie on his resume or anything but he was basically incapable of thinking for himself. If there was no step-by-step process to follow, he'd spin his wheels for weeks before doing it in the worst possible way, refusing all offers of assistance from the rest of our team.

After he quit and the true extent of his incompetence came to light, I no longer felt like an imposter.

Anyone else gets PTSD from estimating time expenses on projects you know nothing about, no basic design, specification, or anything besides “this page of the app is called the request handler, it handles requests by other users.” Oh really? Like what kind of requests? What can they request? Who can approve those requests? Etc... Is this normal, or am I just at an unprofessional company with fully incompetent PMs?

this is the way

Why do humanity collect things that they will never use? More importantly why do I have many ebook that I will never read?

Painfully funny || funnily painful

Update: Apparently, I just needed to leave the apartment.

Does anyone get the feeling that as they become more senior, they care less about meeting "best practices" and more of just "good enough"?

Best practices being everything in those books about TDD, unit testing, design patterns, design artifacts.

Good enough: enough so it won't blow up in prod, some tests but not 80-90%, some docs. Basically not like those public docs, open source projects/frameworks where function is covered

When I first started professionally, I was all about efficiency, good design, reducing technical debt, clean code.

But now, I look at problems and instinctively I may make these decisions but I don't really think about it much. First goal is to just get something working, clean it up later... Maybe.

New workplace setup

Windows troubleshooter

"Stack Overflow Mods are just ❤️"
~ Noone Ever

Miscrosoft Business Intelligence Development Studio is goddamn useless!

Programmer move

Ah, I just received a rejection email for my job application. Give me some love please.
💔💔💔

I don't have to deal with this, cuz I know I am shitty dev..
I get the job done, most of the time better than the previous devs on this project.. but if you drop me in an entry level interview, I know I'd flunk it.. big time.. I don't have the necessary theoretical knowledge and my terminology sux..
Was discussing new hires with my boss and he was like wtf you're talking about, you're a senior.. I'd consider myself a middle at best due to lack of theoretical knowledge..

Finally best way to prevent robots login to your website

Toys :)

I love mondays...

I think it doesn't require a translation, it's pretty international.