When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

When you don't have money to pay a designer so you decide to do it by yourself.

It's my first try...

Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

Every single time.
Hitting rock bottom before feeling like a euphoric conquerer

do you ever get that feeling when you suddenly wake up from sleep and immediately have the solution that has been bothering you for weeks or is it just me?

it happened to me today. woke up and magically had a solution to a problem I had with unity (it works now).

Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

when I pull latest and all of my code is refactored

Friend: Hi! Can you create a car rental website for me?
Me: hmmm... yeah, we need to define some..
Friend: I will pay you in beer! 😉
Me: We need to define how you want to die.

Why some people try to ignore the fact that programming is a fucking job?

When non devs tell you how long a project will take 🙃

I will have a bear.🐻

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

Yup.. Pretty accurate!

git pull
git push
git pull
git push
git merge XY
git release vNewBaby

Met a guy in the gym, he asked me to make him an online shop for supplements.
I quickly made a reactive, angular based shop with an admin page.
He paid, I put my name as the creator, it was all good...

...then he removed all legal products and added tons of anabolic steroids for horses in little jars (yes, he even added pro level photos).

I received a call from the police and had to prove that I don't manage his content.

I find it amusing that if you tell an SMTP server "quit", it responds "Bye" before closing the connection...

It's the little things in dev life...

Had a guy put in a pull request with an empty file diff. He comes by two weeks later and asks when am I going to have time to review it.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

I'll never again compress my HTML, such a spagetti!

Might take a while considering I'm running Ubuntu of of an SD card... 😂

Are you also almost unable to code / work without music?
If so, what are you listening to? 🎧

Oh no!

git stash saved my code and my life

Found this gem on Twitter

So I had a very long team viewer session with my colleague and after 3 hours we were finished and I went straight to pornhub after the session. But the problem was that I forget to close the team viewer session and 30 minutes later I saw him disconnect. FML, I’ll see him tomorrow

Just found this app and scrolled a bit... 5 minutes later i made my acc because the community here seems to be simply awesome!
Looking forward for a nice time here 😋

Recruiters are getting smarter

True! 😂

Honest Errors!

Dude comes for an interview for a mobile position - one of the first things he says is "Adobe is killing Flash, don't know why, big mistake."