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Most developers are shit.

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Today is a very magical day. Everything is broken and nobody knows why.

So a server goes down and being the only person who can recover it, I get started, whilst doing this the boys sits right next to me (6 inches) and starts asking what caused the problem instead of letting me get on and fix it, then complains the outage was too long.

Others: BC - Before Christ
Techies:BSOF - Before StackOverFlow

Thank you to all the mentors out there! My mentor has the patience of a saint and really helps me understanding everything much better.
You guys help more than you realize!

It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

How to get funding? Powered by AI.

people that answer a question with another fucking irrelevant question should have a special place in hell !!

why dont you just answer the fucking question when in the first place i asked you politely and nicely !!

the question doesn't even deserve a fucking follow up question in the first place !!

you've wasted both our time with your stupidity!!

Also this

Developers be like 😂

I don't get JS sometimes...-

Hello ranters!
Starting my device with this feels good!
How does this look like?

P.S: Image has been designed by some fellow devRanter. I don't remember his/her name probably. Sorry :/ Please feel to mention yourself here.

Best DHCP server ever.

Life saver

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

java jokes

Wish I had seen this one before I cursed Math.random too much!

Like the tab bar... fuck spaces...

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

Well yeah. He is right!

Because... logic!

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor

Just spent an hour trying to find out what format these timestamps are written...

Gary's a prick

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

The rant starts here

The more I know the more I'm actually aware of how little I know.