It happens at least a few times a month.

fuck firebase docs, fuck material ui, fuck google

Being female.

This is my RESPONSE from the REST 😂

In-app browsers in mobile apps are so fucking pointless. People have default browsers for a reason. Why the fuck would I want to open external links in your shitty in-app browser?

- Deep-linking wouldn’t work.
- Users might not be authenticated to view the external links so they’ll need to sign the fuck in again - through your app.

Why the fuck do people do this shit?

Fucking hate sites with great SEO but shitty user experience like Quora. Top of Google but requires a login or else it's locked down like some university cheat site.

Fuck your low quality answers hidden behind a useless blurry paywall. You're a glorified Q&A. Go fuck yourself

Lord Of BackEnd

To date this is the most useful thing I’ve seen that appears to work whether it does or not I may never know

https://tinyurl.com/6zwn7hb3

What projects has everyone here seen that could be anything from proof of concepts or working applications and libraries that are actually USEFUL/FUNCTIONING not just CONCEPTUALLY useful in ML

Because none of the object classifiers I have seen look useful Half the time they miss things or get things wrong

However this project snakeAi I saw is a self training ml that plays snake until it can’t possibly do better and it works
The link above appears to work and be useful but I betcha it fails on backgrounds that aren’t so solid !

What else have you peoples seen ?

Again

Very insightful and helpful 👍

git stash is ❤️

Onlyfans? I only need devrant 🥰

Have you ever worked on a solution for weeks, or maybe even months, and then hear from your boss that that feature is not so useful as we though and won't make it to production?
They paid me for nothing, but at the same time I spent stressful days trying to figuring out how to make something nobody will ever use…

It happened so many times in my life. 😪

Doesn't matter what you do in your life, learn C

To Managers: If your developers are suddenly so unproductive and uncommunicative, it's not likely that they turned into worse developers in all of a sudden. Take a time to review your management strategies, seriously.

Ridiculous :D

I don't usually post memes, but this one was pretty good

wow devrant, you finally did it.

How to program in 4 easy steps

"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack " - George Patton

normal architecture...

Why did I choose to be a web dev?

I didn't. That's the first job I found, and I didn't wanna starve

Question for iOS Swift guys:

Since Implicitly Unwrapped Optionals are now dropped for a while, and everything is an optional, hiw can I now declare property that has no value and intializer will not make fuss?

I used to do this:

class Bullet {
var calibre: Double!
}

This way I can avoid initializer which gets useful when there are properties which hold complex types, which get useful when writing tests.

If I remove ! Then compiler complains.
If I put ? Then My code becomes crap of guards and ifs to check for optionals.

Really hate this Optional thing in Swift. Half my time when I jave an issue is related to optionals.

Btw,
let x: Int! = 10
let y = x, yields y: Int?

Change my mind

Me: Optimize a sort & match method in backend because users complain it's a bit slow.

Coworker: These algorithms are both O(n), so they're identical *closes PR*

Me: *start zoom call* "Heeeeeeeeeey Iiiiiiiiiii wouuuuuuuld liiiiiiiiike toooooo diiiiiisscuuuuus thaaaaaaaat puuuuuuulllll reeeeeequuuueeest yooooouuuuu cloooooossseeeed"

Coworker: "wtf are you doing, why are you talking so slow"

Me: "No matter whether I talk fast or slow, the information still reaches you in O(n) time, so why are you complaining"

I fucking hate it when people misunderstand the purpose of (or abuse) big O notation. It's an estimate of how an algorithm SCALES once the set increases in size, in which case you leave out both less significant terms and constant factors.

But those terms and factors are important when you're talking about the DIRECT PERFORMANCE of the algorithm on fixed-size sets, instead of SCALING to larger sets.

1n and 10n are both O(n), but 10x performance on a job that used to take 10 minutes is still significant.

Have you tried to listen to a programming conference at 6:00 while driving home after the night shift?

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

My company is looking for a new React FE.

Just got a response to the add...

"I have 10 years experience with react and styled components."

Found in the React tutorial😂

It's a never ending race