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#10YearsChallenge

joke/meme

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* Google announces a prize for hacking it *
* Searches google - how to hack google - *

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Future is comming!

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Fav items on my desk:
#1: "Rubber duck" and stressball all in one
#2: my motivation to keep working so I can afford this car some time :D

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Welp, I dunno about the rest of you folks, but I had a splendid day making a really sexy data viewer with React, Redux, ImmutableJS, react-virtualized, and Radium. And it works fast in IE!

And! Now I'm in a pub, sipping a beer in the summer evening breeze, waiting for my partner so we can order food.

Cheers!

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What your family thinks when you make a website

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I need to focus on work..........
ENGAGE TUNNEL VISION

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So true...😆😆😆

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When online documentation is nonexistent but everyone expects you to use the technology.

Well alright then!

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I once forgot to lock a cronjob, which dispatched queued text messages. Some people received the same message ~five times. I wasted around 4000 EUR in total ... :(

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The web is dark and full of WordPress poorly configured...

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Trump made America great again

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When the interviewer asks a question you have no idea of, but you still answer...

undefined fucked it up interview

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Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

undefined goodbye world pokemongo

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I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

rant

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Even after our last cd="exit" alias prank, my co-worker forgot to lock his computer today.
I told him he had forgot to lock it.
His facial expression was priceless.
You could literally see the paranoia rising in his eyes.
Let's see if he finds anything funny with his computer....

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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible.

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For 30+ years I thought I needed faster computers. Turns out what I needed was a dog.

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How startups work explained in js code

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Hopefully devRant doesn't have issues with Daily Active Users like Pied Piper.

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

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Robin can't use Vim...

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italic in real world

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True. ..

undefined #devrant #funny #job

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wife said she'll accept my pull request once I'm done with the dishes

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Bringing back the Java in JavaScript!

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recruiters right now

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I noticed people using hashtags in rants. # really? We should use //

//theneworder

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how to bully interns.

intern: where is the bath room.

me: take the stairs to the first floor, across the street you will see corner bakery there is a bathroom there.

the intern literally followed my instructions. whereas we are in 10th floor and we have an elevator.

I think he is a computer

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