This made me laugh hard

My clients be like

Well played google

Don't try this at home

Nooo...

!rant
Worked all day and got my embedded systems project working the first time! Bluetooth as well! 😁

It's a Fitbit clone that keeps track of steps that I did from scratch and writing the companion app from scratch as well in flutter/dart. Ask any questions if you're curious!

Got my copy 😍

Accurate 😆

Some morons these days..

What can I say 🤷

The real version control. 😂

Programmer's life

Trying to install Arch for the first time.
Gonna be a long day.

stackoverflow ❤️

Really..

You are a Rockstar, my friend!

Just python things 🤷

Not everyone can do it 🙌

When nothing else works, fear works 😆

Free vpns

My IT team installed Antivirus on my 5 year old Mac Mini due to company security policy after the recent Ransomware attacks.
Now my Mac is slow as fuck. They are not even providing me new Mac, due to budget constraints. Totally fucked.
Fuck Ransomware. Fuck security policies. Fuck my company. Fuck everyone. Fuck everything. 😤

He was ahead of his time 😎

New feature ;)

Using onedrive as version control for my college final year project..
🤦‍♂️

when the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie,
that's amore

when a file you don't need
exceeds 50mb,
.gitignore

It will be a very slow death.

Not writing unit tests :(

Pushed code remotely and told a teammate to run it on the target hardware. He then told me he might of blown up $6000 worth of equipment. Then he says "Never mind everything works."

World record for biggest heart attack?

That awkward moment, when u watch last episode first and believe it to be the first episode..
Thank you "Order by Name".

Aptly named - "Alpha and omega". Gonna be my beginning and end episode 😂

God bless you 😆

Omg. Unexpected. Surprise 😍😍

Dear YouTube,
If you want me to fucking watch your fucking same ad every fucking 2 minutes, I will fucking fuck watch those fucking ads on my fucking TV.

Fed up. Moving to YouTube magisk ad-free module. Fuck off YouTube. Recently you became to greedy.

Fuck off.

devRant is more like developer's twitter..🙌

I have that idea about starting a non dev project, but use some dev skills.

I'm thinking about raising shrimps 🦐 to distribute (maybe at first just for testing). I can use raspberry pi with some sensors (Oxygen and food etc...) to semi-automate the raising process

when you like Python but Java is what you do

Never realize how much you hate yourself until you dive into code on an old project.

Damn comments that mean nothing 😣

I used LDAP to get public facing employee details of my company.
Now my colleagues think that I am an hacker 😂