How to kill a lot of Linux users in one go without being accused of murder:

1) Write on social media "which is the best Linux distro and why?"
2) Watch them fight and kill each other
3) Profit

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

Interviewer: What did I have for breakfast?

Interviewee: ...IDK...

Interviewer: Correct.

Truth has been told. Nothing is better than linux.

Xcode has the gayest color selector ever put into an IDE, oh and black is not black, it's Licorice! ❤️

Happy April fool's day Zara :)

Via 8shit

When there is a new upate available ...

I felt a little cold today, so I got up and held my WiFi router for a while

😝😝 I wish...

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

Just remembered this which is perfect for this app 😂

Bringing my monitor on a trip to the amusement park, because he owned it

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

What's a wrapper class you ask?

Never forget to pull & push

Sister: "You can't commit to......"
Me: *has flashbacks of Git Commit issues doesn't even hear the rest*

Graphics girl

when you're done with your code and user requirements change again.. :/

I dare you

When you test in Production. Been there 😁

Found this on Twitter 😂😂
Kudos to @Zixxel

Say hello to old man 😀

My mac was saturating full 4Gb with only a few terminals and a text editor. I upgraded to 16 gigs and now it consumes 5Gb with 0 apps open.

It's like a evil plot to torture me. You got more RAM, I got more hungry.

How do I query the database?

how programer relate things

My new home office. !!

So this just happened:

Sarah = best friend (random name)

Sister: Hey, could you help, sarah's phone isn't recognized by her computer anymore.
Me: What phone/pc does she have?
Sister: iPhone/Windows.
Me: Has she checked the drivers?
Sister: *tells to check drivers, feedback:* yes, seems to be fine.
Me: *comes up with 1000 other suggestions*
Sister: *doesn't work every time*
Me: Is there any other information that might be useful in this case?
Sister: Well, she dropped her phone in the water earlier, the phone is hardly responding.
Me: THE WAT? AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD BE WORTH MENTIONING IN THE BEGINNING?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

We need this

Shakira as a programmer : Heaps don't lie