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I'm bored. Let's download a game to play to kill my time everytime i'm bored.
*Downloads game of 4GB*
Plays 5 mins.
Deletes the game.18 -
Everytime I see a wix ad before a YouTube video I get slightly more aggressive than I already am.20
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What my classmates ask me everytime i open my Laptop (it's running Debian)
"That's a cool theme you got there, can i have a copy?"
"Which windows version are you using?"
"oh wow, you made it look like an apple desktop"
I get head aches everytime..14 -
Everytime I throw my stress ball (and miss...because sports are hard) at a co-worker, they ALWAYS think I'm throwing an orange at them.
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> New hire in company
> Uses white theme in IDE
> Sits next to me
> Get blind everytime when turning head left 😭14 -
Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.
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This is so fucking relatable.
Everytime there's atleast one dumbass in the organisation who frequently does this exact thing.
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Before you start to code write your ideas on a piece of paper ... Everytime I beginn a project I start with coding, this advice is to difficult for me 😂5
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My teacher told us, that the array size in C is useless, becouse the array is dynamic and can be bigger or smaller everytime you want.. Happy overriding..13
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Saw my GitHub project shared on social media. WTF? Guess what the thumbnail is everytime it's shared. Why does GitHub use my fucking face? Fork You!
**changing avatar...**4 -
Everytime I tell someone I write scripts and test security of new hardware/software, I get
"oh that's so cool, what's that called?"
"penetration testing"
*Room goes silent and wide-eyed*2 -
I have no idea why the server does this, but everytime I Ctrl+C a process it prints a unicode heart out.
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Company: "We only accept the best programmers! 5 years of experience in 100 different Javascript frameworks!"
Also company: Random alert popup saying "page loaded" everytime you click next on application form.2 -
Everytime I see the tag 'geek' on here I die a bit inside. We're all geeks, you ain't special boy!4
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If I had a dollar for everytime I cussed at the computer screen because my code wouldn't work I'd be rich
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Everytime someone compliments me on my work all I can't think of is:
- ok,ok, shut the fuck up and give me a raise already.5 -
Everytime I think I've come so far, I realise how far I still have to go and how much I have to learn.7
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I put both my username and password as "incorrect". So that everytime i mess up, my computer reminds me that my login is incorrect!6
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What the fuck vscode or the vim extension on it. You hanged everytime I tried typing
Fuck you vscode/vim extension5 -
Everytime I encounter cpanel or plesk
fuck that shit, I dont need that aids-software on any machine12 -
Funny story: everytime i take the MacBook of a friend, it somehow manages to crash after a certain time. Seems like it doesn't like me.
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Is it only me or does anyone else think that they are a bad developer? Everytime im on devrant i think that i dont know shit.. :(7
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I'm new to DevRant
Made an account just to say how much I hate lf-crlf errors. Fucking waste of time. Everytime. Feeling creative? How about spending hours on SO?7 -
Everytime a non tech friend start a conversation like "hello my lovely companian, I think I forgot my Instagram password.."
Always ends up with "..so can you hack it for me"
-_-7 -
Everytime I see Cybertruck pics I see people tied up on hoods and other wildlings riding in the back with spears and guns
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Everytime a form on a website has suggestions I press tab to autocomplete it. I keep being surprised when I see it doesnt work.2
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Everytime I'm digging into some random legacy code where no one knows its original intention I'm seeing "Software Archeologist" as a well-paid job sooner or later...
Fucking undocumented legacy code...1 -
Everytime dfox upvotes one of my rants I feel like a fangirl inside. Think of a big hairy guy reacting like a fangirl.. disturbing isn't it ? 😂7
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CMS: Library not detected
Me: Argh!
Check permissions
CMS: Library not detected
Me: Everytime, you F***er!
Download different version
CMS: Library not detect
Me: WTF!!!
20 minutes later....
...
wrong server😒3 -
Me: *overestimates tasks*
Me: *finishes task early*
*Is assigned new tasks*
Me:*Underestimates tasks based on previous experience*
Me:*fails to finish tasks by deadline*
I cry everytime...5 -
Drinking game: everytime someone ++/comments/mentions you on devrant , drink half a pint.
Of coffe
-Said Linuxer4fun, 1421 -
Everytime I wanna create custom adapters and custom listviews I have to go through tutorials again -_-4
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Want maximum efficiency in python?
def say(text):
print(text)
You save 2 keypresses everytime you print16 -
Everytime you write code in a language which you never coded before that will give you extra thrill...
This time it's python 🙂8 -
Everytime I think I'm smarter than the compiler, I'm... absolutely not smarter than the compiler lol4
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Everytime you see a newbie developer, please tell him to stop making jokes on hacking nasa with html3
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I'm the happiest person alive!! Finally!! Fvck this bug! Everytime I fix a bug it turns out creating another bug itself -_-5
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I wish I would know how.
My personal project is untouched for months.
Everytime I'm comming home from work or university I don't want to code anymore4 -
Everytime I try to learn a new language/framework I google "fuck <language> reddit", "why <framework> sucks reddit", etc...3
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Everytime I want to use a well recommended library which last commit was two years ago or longer i get suspicious2
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I wanna learn something new but everytime I take one course I stop at the first video u.u
It's like I can't keep on the learning curve of anything unless I have the real need to do it :/
In addition, everytime I want to retake the course, a new/unknown technology is in front of me and well... everything starts again2 -
Less stress.. No panic.. And yea.. Beer. Drink beer if you're really stressed... Helps me out everytime..
By the way I am drinking beer as I write this..
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Saying I am an Android developer is another way of letting people ask 'can you build something like WhatsApp?'
Well there is world beyond that! Grow up people. Just tired of listening this. Fuck off.2 -
I have so much free time! My plans all weekend have been cancelled, so I can just code all night and all day!
.... So what do I write? .....
Netflix it is then? *Sigh*1 -
Oh, I did it again!
Everytime I think I will write proper standard code with full documentation, but well, guess who didn't write documentation... And now forgot how his own code works.4 -
Joy is when you learn that long press on microphone button on your earphone changes the track..
No more need to Everytime unlock the phone to change the track..1 -
Dear CSS,
although you can make even the ugliest mess look beautiful, I despise you more everytime we have to cross paths.
Yours truly,1 -
I hate that I can watch Silicon Valley over and over and love every episode Everytime. (Don't really hate it just needed it to sound like a rant.11
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Devrant is getting more boring day by day. Everytime the same shit. Some people see things that are already rated, and just rerant it. Boring.4
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I don't think it's a coincidence that my internet disconnects for a few seconds when i click link to porn sites.
Happy everytime time :/10 -
Computers fear my devaura. Everytime I get called to fix something it magically starts working when I enter the room. 5 Minutes after I leave it broke again.
Repeat like while(true)3 -
> Learning Front End Development
> mention it in passing conversation
> "Hey I got this idea...."
My reaction everytime.
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When coworkers have a var dump on a page in production.-_-
I aint saying shit because everytime I mention something they do wrong I get assigned with fixing it. -_- -
Its 2022 and still, no other tech thing feels as magical as Shazam to me..
I'm impressed everytime..😐12 -
When I got changed between 3 projects in one month. Everytime I thought I got it figured out... NOPE. New project, new stuff to learn, comprehend and implement.
Very shitty period.1 -
You keep a song in your playlist that you skip everytime it plays.
You want to remove it but you don't.
Why are our brains wired like that?5 -
Why would anyone use CPU ticks for connection timeouts? Everytime that software is used in a new CPU it gets messed up. Why not just milliseconds?
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1.)Not defining functions and writing the entire code everytime needed.
2.) Initialising objects if classes and using them only for next 2 lines and then destroying them. -
Am I the only one who creates a new account on stackoverflow everytime I get limitations for asking questions12
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So everytime I get tired at work I always run 'composer update' so I have an excuse for doing nothing.
"Heyy get back to work!"
"I'm running composer update"
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that Linux fanatic, Everytime. I tell him about Linux problem he says: well, it never happened to me !9
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No offense...
But if I had a dollar for everytime, I faked a laugh in my office. I wouldn't need the job anymore.
*Surrounded by fucking dumbwits in the office*1 -
Finishing my interaction design study. I'm scared, because the headmasters change their mind, everytime i adjust my potential thesis theme for them. 😕
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The Github repos for my work have a 'facepalm' label. I die a little inside everytime I have to use them.1
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Sometimes I wish that Google would let me set a flag like -defaultProgrammingLanguage so I stop correcting it everytime it gives me something different from than target language...2
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Everytime I write clean in diskpart and press enter, I feel like I am pressing the nuclear bomb switch
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Why the hell is Unity so bad at Linux, I just created a new project and it crashed everytime. Now I’m using Godot Engine, good things open source and stable.7
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Everytime I want to say/write NFC Tag, I have to pause for a sec to consider if it's NFC or NFT.
Drives me crazy everytime.
And then, of course, I say NFT.5 -
You're stuck in a problem for hours. You light a cig and with the first suck of flame, it comes to you how to fix the problem.
It happens to me everytime. -
Disciplined to name a folder as 'Folder' in Windows and Lazy to name as 'folder' in Linux.
*Not wanting to press 'shift' key everytime to access.1 -
Sometime i dont understand solution from Mr Google,but everytime i ask my senior about my problem.he always say "ask google" #NewbieProgrammer1
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Linear algebra is a hammer that actually works well on things akin to a nail when wielded right. Do you have a similar wildcard that works everytime you try it?2
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Everytime I find a new open repository, it is really humbling that there are so many projects with creative solution to problems.
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Everytime I try to use company-wide libraries, I need to do damn reverse engineering. Why the fuck they don't put actual examples on the documentation!
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Everytime when there is a compilation, rendering, downloading goin on... I jump around the house like an idiot....
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Ladder to success - everytime you write a successfull code and it doesn't compile slap yourself so hard that your hand debugs that code automatically. I am red.1
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Everytime you resolve a KISS issue.... You say to yourself ," I'll definitely learn from this "
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"This time I am gonna work with tests", literally me everytime I am starting a god damned new Project.2
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Everytime I use Linux and Git I wish in the Linus's time there was more crappy tools and he would make an alternative for these too.
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Am I the only dev who need to git commit && git push everytime I've done more than I would like to redo in case my computer dies?3
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the look and chat project managers give right before they tell you the specs changed.
pm: heyyy
dev: what is it?
pm: how are you?
dev :{realising the spec changed}
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Me everytime I send a message with my new keyboard:
Yeah sure.}
Me everytime I code with my new keyboard:
Syntax Error: Unexpected ")" on line 693. -
I almost everytime these days start counting from zero in real life and f**k up the calculations and recalculate and do the same mistake. I hate programming.
Happy programmers day -
Everytime I introduce a person to Linux. He's reaction is almost like ... Hmm... That's cool and... Can you make it look more like windows/Mac?3
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Everytime I join Microsoft team meeting, my webcam and mic is turned on by default. Don't they save the preference for next time.10
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Everytime I get angry and frustrated in front of the computer, I simply take a deep breath and go buy a new icemat.2
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everytime i want to write a rant here i get a flood of thoughts on how whatever i am ranting about is total bullshit and ill be over it soon. lol4
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everytime i turn on my computer to complete my freelancing job i end up playing games.
any fixes? :/12 -
When the screen resolution of your laptop and tower pc are completely different and you can't get used to fast workflows because the UI changes everytime you switch devices.
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Why do I keep opening all this shit that has been signed off by an expert yet is completely wrong everytime?!
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Made the server run slow to test a bug that only happens when this happens. Now I have to wait 10 minutes everytime I need to republish some change.
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Why xcode and ApplicationLoader sucks?
Everytime I've to upload IPA to testflight/store, xcode and AL would fail 100 times before successfully uploading one.4 -
Everytime I learn something, I start to learn something new, and I forget what I just learned. I'm tired of readin docs...3
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That day 19th January 1996 . I pooped my ass off whle seeing the world for the first time and continueing to do so everytime i woke up.13
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You know you played too much Doom, when everytime you put your fingers on the keyboard at work, they go directly into the A-W-D position.
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What are your thoughts on sprint planning meeting with poker cards? ( Everytime we had those meetings, dev team points are always similar and rest of the people never)6
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So just installed ubuntu for the first time in life and everytime I shut it down it restarts itself again automatically FML🤧🤧2
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Give me a single reason, why someone will use XML over JSON. I am trying to parse a XML file in Java and it builds a null document everytime. HELP!!5
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😂 I think my laptop has been lighting up my joints. Everytime I power it off from the terminal (Fedora) it restarts...3
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I hate it whenever I wanted to leave office and shut down my PC, it shows only 'update & shut down'. Everytime!6
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Does a fault free, top quality video conference call even exist or is the world going to continue to cause a skrillex dubsmash everytime somebody forgets to mute their mic?1
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I just upgraded my newly installed KDE Plasma and now I am stuck on Memtest forever. Help anyone? I can't even exit out of this everytime I do It starts again.
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Do you know when you're testing your code and anything works as it should, even when everything looks all right? I dunno how about you, but... everytime this happens, I just change var/function name to something like "fuckingCalculate()" or "suckerAvg". It's similar as punching an old TV everytime it stops, or kicking a door that doesn't open.
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Once I change the var/function to It's previous name, everything stops working as before.
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What a shame... -
Everytime anywhere any programming language, the example for exception handling is always
a/0;
Why god why??1 -
So, I have multiple modules, each has build.gradle file. Why is it everytime I run, it refreshes all indexes and doing grail build run?1
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Everytime there is something computer related to fix at home, my parents say: Thats why we send you to IT school.
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When people on GitHub respond to issues I subscribed to with "+1" instead of using reaction emojis. 😡 I get an email everytime...
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My colleagues make such scary angry faces when they are focused. It scares the shit out of me everytime.
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Everytime my qa says "it's a bug"
Me: You saint, it's not a bug, it's a feature...
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I hate the annoying Google cookies message - everytime I open Google or the try one month Premium on YouTube message...🤮👎4
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Everytime I feel like looking at something on Moodle.org... the site works.
Everytime I *NEED* to look at stuff on Moodle.org.... the site dies. Every. Time. FFS.
And no, there isn't "something wrong with the internet". -_- -
Everytime I open devrant, it starts from a particular rant page. No matter where I navigate and close/kill app,it still starts from same rant page. Anyone experiencing same?4
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The fuck is this shit. Retarded play store can't even notice an active internet connection.
BTW that warning is thrown everytime I open it.
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Auto build is not working. I have to stop and build and start the app again everytime I change a line... I want to kill myself.
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Is it possible to install Ubuntu (new versions with updates) on a non pae kernel?
I've tried different distributions Ubuntu, xubuntu, lubuntu but everytime I failed..2 -
@dfox it's not so nice to click on the "Web App" on visiting devrant everytime on browser.
why don't the main page direct to the Rant Feed ??10 -
Haskell's foldl1 is do satisfying: "Folding" multidimensional arrays using a predicate feels like cheating. I feel dirty and clean everytime I use it...
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Everytime i go to my class for java i forget a shit ton of what i learned last class.... and i hate it
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Someone come step on my back holy shit! I sound like popcorn everytime I move. Anyways, does anyone unironically use plain React anymore?3
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Google can you please stop sending me traffic updates everytime I am driving! Its creeping me out and is unsave anway!2
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