"Git pull a day keep the conflicts away"

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

How Wireshark works

My friend sent this to me this morning lmao.

Tell me if it's a repost.

The moment of truth

Wait, what??!

Me: "I'll never be able to do this"

Me: "I suck at coding"

Me: "What am I even looking at"

Me: "Im going to get fired for being incompetent"

Me: "They could have hired a child with more coding prowess"

Supervisor: "Hey, good job. Keep up the good work."

Me: "Pfft of course you're talking to a pro here."

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

GF: I swear, you're spending more time staring at the screen than actually typing anything.
ME: Because literally 80% of coding is staring at the screen thinking about how to code something. My mind is an endless void of possible approaches to a problem.

When you read others source code...

Life of an IT guy

1.Born
2.Study
3.Job
4.Shall I share my screen?.
5.Are you able to see my screen?
6.Am I audible ?
7.Correct me if I'm wrong
8.Sorry I was on mute
9.Ok.. I am sending that email.
10.Did you receive my email?
11.I am on a sick leave.
12.Death

Pretty much it!

Cleaning up my old code be like..

I heard you have a networking problem?

Apache or Nginx?

I think I just invented a thing.

Mouse drop.

It should be a thing.

The next time I switch jobs I'll definitely do a mouse drop before I leave the building.

wife: why don't you react to things I say (she means why don't I go crazy when she says crazy shit)
me in my head: after 7 years in IT I have learned not to react when people above you say crazy shit.

Amen Brother ✊️

Just saw it on twitter.

Pretty much 😕

Looping in kitchen be like

#Relatable

Client problems

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Just told my girl about GitHub.
Told her that it was something like PornHub. She's mad now.😂

# I'll show myself out

Experienced developer be like...

Clients be like...

*Plays Overwatch to relieve stress.*

"$!#/&%"

*Takes a break from Overwatch to 'chill out'*

My project manager sent this to me today.

Wizard

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...