Typescript❤

The professor teaching my Web Applications course (which is taught in PHP) just admitted to learning PHP two weeks before the course started 🤦🏻‍♂️

When you get a system update and think it's Oreo, but it's just a security update. Fuck you Lenovo

Welcome to every website that i make

Types of Bug Fixing 🤣🤣

My first interview.

Interviewer looks at my resume, asks me questions about the projects that I had done at that time.

Tells me he hadn't done this much when he was of my age.

Rejected.

destination: wrong code

When the CSS sites CSS doesn't load 👌

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

For all the fanboys out there!

When you live long enough to become the villain.

Every time i touch javascript

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Es6 syntax. What a beauty 🤓

Normal people see a teen's book...

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

I'm not sure it's a good idea...

So a muslim guy asked developers to remove "Pig" symbol from app because it is "Haram" in their religion.

When such people exist 🤷‍♂️ Wish I can undo what I saw 🙈 My day is already ruined 🤦‍♂️

Today was bad day.
- only had 3 hours of sleep
- 1.5h exam in the morning
- work in the afternoon until 8pm
- 1 drive crashed in a RAID5 array
- wasted hours of data copying
- my hands and arms got really dirty from all that nasty trump-face-colored dust in the server room
- nothing new in the west
- I have to get up in 4 hours again to start a new copying task
- I only knew it was friday today because the devRant meme game was reaching the weekly peak
- lists can save lives
- good night 😴

Somewhere in stackoverflow.

If you start writing a rant at 11.58, you will start your new year with a rant.

The way I watch TV 👌

>uni project
>6 people in group
>3 devs (including me)
I am in charge of electronics and software to control it as well as the application that will use them.

2 other "devs" in charge of a simple website.
Literally, static pages, a login/registration, and a dump of data when users are logged in.

Took on writing the api for the data as well, since I didn't fully trust the other 2.

Finished api, soldered all electronics, 3d printed models.

Check on the website.

Ugly af, badly written html and css.
No function working yet.

Project is due next week Thursday.

Guess who's not having a weekend and gonna be pulling 2 all nighters

The sysadmin's bad day...

Ok I have been incredibly offended. So a classmate asked if I wanted to be a computer repairman when I grew up I yelled hell no and shes like but what will you do then with that useless knowledge? I just looked at her. But wait, there's more. My teacher took me to the principal for having my terminal open in linux. I then got yelled at for "hacking" and it took me forever to try and explain I wasn't but they didnt believe me. So I got yelled at for half an hour before school ended.

This is where US's bandwith is going

Correcting basic programming exam, see this part of an answer:

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for round in all_days:
if round+1 < round:
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Android Developers can relate...

.... blockchain hype.. 😂😂🤣