Okay let's do it 😂

Visual programming makes for literal spaghetti code

At last, my vue module for attacking the user with a swarm of animated bees when they put in the wrong password is almost complete.

Best use of my time yet.

Cutting edge

super fast "hello world".

Where I work, this is something that happens daily because manager (non-programming MBA) want everything now without proper design and architecture.

I should name my next master branch daddy

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

Gotta teach them somehow

On today's edition of accurate ads

When NASA use my code. Lol

It's evolving, just backwards.

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

Must be K&R, Ken Thompson for being the inventors of Unix and C. Also, lots of authors of various books prescribed in college

Hahaha let me see who knows 😃😃

React as Senior DB Admin

tab vs spaces, which do you prefer?

Wanna know where I store all my dad jokes?
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In a dad-a-base

Sauce: https://twitter.com/josiahrooney/...

Oh no, JetBrains! <facepalm>

Six ch

Haha 😂

Ah, I just received a rejection email for my job application. Give me some love please.
💔💔💔

Round 1: Fight

Web Developer meme

I hope I catch something good today

Quarantine office setup, forgot to post a while back

Asking for donations via terminal is a thing? Programmer thing 😎

chrome...

Story of my life.