15,000 line main. It’s our flagship product. 🤮

And also the education loan

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

I got this from a page in fisbuk

When 1 update isn't enough

The S in PDF stands for standardized.

Nice try ad-people

Sleeplessness !

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

It all makes sense now...

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Best quotes from IT teacher:

- "C# is a language to program your IDE."
- "C# is a language for beginners, and is not really used in production."
- "We won't use Python to learn programming, because Python is a very old, slow and useless language, and is not really used anymore."
- "Yeah, your algorithm is fantastic, but you wrote 'The answer is: ' instead of 'Answer: ', so it's just a B."
- One of my classmates was bored and opened Notepad++, and when the teacher saw it, she said "I have been teaching programming for years, but I've never seen this program, what do you use it for?"

I feel so lucky that I have started learning programming years before at home, I just couldn't start if I had to learn this way.

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

—_(*_*)_—

Did you say security?

Just installed Kubuntu on my netbook.

KDE Connect 💕

I can be lazy now and control my netbook from my phone 😊
Also notification sync, file sharing etc!

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Previously: https://devrant.com/rants/1157585/...

I basically fried my rc255 rfid reader.

Bought two more and got them working!

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

2017. Where your coding exams are done handwritten on paper. Hell yeah future.

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

New iPhone

Marketing done right

LMAO 😂😂😂

A buddy of mine left his sudo user unlocked... I had to troll...

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

I never participated in the face reveal last week but this is actually me and my cape

Recently took a screenshot in a game called Firewatch and out of curiosity tried it out as a wallpaper for my phone. It looks amazing 😍

In just one week I have to make two presentations for my class, first one talk about open source and why everyone should use it and in the second one I have to explain how Git works and why it is so helpful for common projects.

It feels like God gave me an essential mission for life