They dropped it like they changed the world with this one.

I made dis.

Yahoo, Kotlin is the first class language for android. So no more fucking Java codes. No more 100 lines for basic configurations. No more null pointer exceptions.

Only beautiful code and fun.

Worst part of being a dev?

For me it's putting myself into infinite loops wrestling with my own self doubt. Is this really how I want to solve this problem? Could this code be cleaner? Surely there's a better way to do this? Am I adding unnecessary complexity? Is this going to come back and bite me in x months? And so on...

In fact, most days I just feel like an imposter.

Living on the edge... haven't backed up my dotfiles.

Slack is scared as hell about Microsoft Teams that is targeted to enterprise customers.

Did you hear about the full page newspapar ad they did?... Passive aggressive move by slack

Our boss has organized a personal trainer so he makes workouts with us every Thursday in the working place. Then you realize how much you are sitting in front of the computer. Just awesome.

Heard a new one from the client today.
Said with a straight face, "You guys write your HTML in all caps, right? It's better for SEO."

When you're too impatient to run a boot scan..

Worst part about being a dev.

Non-technical people see your awesome app.... and then bring their faulty hardware gear for you to fix! Wtf!!

When your code works in one go...

Gets me every time

My dad only cares about how much I make... And whether I have an office. I have been working remotely lately, and to him it seems like I am lying about having a job

Excuse me while I nuke my Yahoo account from orbit...

Developers porn.

Feels sooooo good

Have you ever seen such a comprehensive Title select?

interviewer: Do you know HTML?

me: Yes sir!

interviewer: can you tell me its full form?

me: how to meet ladies.

interviewer: get the fuck out of here

2b || !2b a programmer with a bad sense of humor ?

Found this one

Is it just me or every other back end dev that has this weird habit of trying to guess the back end used in every website you visit ?

that moment when u forgot to switch branch first and ended up develop in master.

I like Linux,
Just joking okay.....
😄

When your client has BrowserStack 😫

mr robot episode 08 is some sort of crazy shit

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

// Autogenerated. Do not edit, all the changes will be undone.

me...

CURSE YOU DEVRANT!
You made me late for work again
:-(

It's Friday! Gotta pull out the big guns

Me: *click click click click*

Girlfriend: Do you have to be so loud when you're typing?!

Me: probably not *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*

//Gonna see how far this goes... Buying a mechanical keyboard on my break :D

this guy forgot the plugs.