The struggle is real !

Mathematician girl invites me to code some lines.
I arrive at her flat and she was alone so some part of me thought ehem. Anyway i took a look at the program first.
Me: so... it's a date?
Her: no im using cosmic radiation.
Me: huh?
Her: yeah accessing a value from a sensor gives a..

(Apparently she thought i was asking about the Random Function she was using, which usually uses the date)

Basic workflow for software deployment

Client refers to me as a designer *cringe*

Some exceptional speed dating skills..

The coffee shop isn't a secure place to talk about business confidential information. I might be at the table next to you, but I'm in your same industry.

Head of IT department asked me to configure Apache from phpmyadmin. There occured 5 seconds of silence after he said that.

Code never lies!

The way to resolve the issues

If you can't convince them, confuse them!!!

Lol!! +

Of course WordPress!

Y'all ready know.

Totally agreed.

Ready for the Holidays?

That moment when you walk into the office on your first day, while setting up your desk they ask you which mouse you would like to use, and you respond "oh no thank you I prefer my trackpad" and the whole office stops what their doing and gives you that look...

Me: i have to pass this test tomorrow so I better study

Me to me: start an overambitious project that will take years to complete

I once figured out a fix for my bug in my dream. Luckily, I woke up at 2 in the morning and wrote the fix down and went back to sleep. The next morning, the whole thing felt like a dream.