Had a coworker who made an export program, which should run one time every 24 hours and create and export some files.

He made it with a timer, that ran 24 hours before doing anything. Which meant that when he made changes to the program, he would have to wait f***ing 24 hours to see the new result.

Client : pls put the disclaimer that the site uses cookies.
Me: but we don't use cookies this is a static page
Client: Still, the pop up makes the site look more professional, kindly add the feature asap
Me: :/

FULLSTACK DEVELOPER
- A buzzword that startup companies use when they can't hire a lot of people. Multitasking all the way sucker!

I guess she was fluent in C#

why people need april fool. the most of them are lying all the time

A little while ago someone here posted something about a piece of software called Pi-Hole. To that person, i wanted to say THANK YOU!!! It is probably one of the best things i ever added to my network!

After working with some clients, I've stopped believing cavemen are extinct.

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

Wait so I'm not allowed Spotify but it's alright for a manager to stream movies?

Don't give that we're not licensed to play music pretty sure we're not a licensed cinema either.

Either it's one rule for all or none at all enjoy your productivity dip from the dev team.

teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

Hey guys
So, why so many rants about Facebook now?
I already knew that Facebook sells our data for a few years.... Didn't anyone else knew before that stupid #deletefacebook campaign?

Tinder experience so far

Girl: "hey, what do you do?"

Me: "im a programmer"

Girl:

Me: "and you?"

Girl:

Me: "... hello?"

*Suddenly unmatch*

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

An Arch Linux user is like a Vegan. If you can't identify one, wait till they announce it to the world!

P.S: I'm a vegan!

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

.... blockchain hype.. 😂😂🤣

!rant
Fun fact from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The answer to all 42, is a * in ASCII.

Story of my life

Me: "I've got an exam tomorrow morning, I should try to go to sleep early tonight".

22:00 - Get into bed and put on audiobook
23:00 - "Alright I'm getting sleepy now, I should fall asleep soon :)"
00:00 - "Must be soon now"
01:00 - "Maybe in 15 minutes"
02:00 - "Still got 6 hours to sleep, plenty of time"
03:00 - "My body is tired, my mind is not"
04:00 - "RIP"

It's safe to say that my sleep rhythm is utterly fucked.

Browser Evolution

Did you say security?

Oh no!

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

Ooh oatmeal

Am I the only one who thinks studying these types of shit is useless?

Y'all are coffee VS tea while I'm just there,
liking both of them

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

Saw this on insta thought it was pretty funny

75% of the dev team resigns (incl. myself) Boss proclaims: -"Business as usual!"

Types of headache 😂