Pen testing

Am I the only one who thinks monitors turned to portrait looks dumb and can’t possibly be more useful? The number one reason people give when I ask is that they can fit more code on the screen. I don’t know about you but I don’t have the ability to glance at an entire screen of code in portrait or landscape and understand it immediately.

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

bundle.js

Do you salt passwords? Yes...
Ladys and Gentlemen my father

Hard coded styles everywhere. Fuck me this is going to be a long day.

Have a painfully relatable meme.

Much to my dispair, I find myself unable to #DeleteFacebook...

The only reason to go to university

At my previous job, the person in charge of the Phabricator server didn't have a backup system in place. I yelled at him until he implemented one.

He had the server perform backups to the same drive. I yelled at him again, to no avail.

Well, after awhile the hard drive started failing, and it would only boot intermittently. After a lot of effort, he was able to salvage part of the backup data, but no more, meaning we lost a lot of bug reports and feedback, and developer tickets. We were able recover all of the older lost tickets from a previous server, so overall the loss was pretty small.

But I think he learned his lesson.
He definitely learned to listen.

So it’s not been announced yet so I can’t tell anyone else other than my wife but I need to say it somewhere and this is anonymous....

I’VE JUST BEEN PROMOTED!! Technical Lead!!! And a 14% raise!!

Yay!!!

This.

I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
-cursor

Dear hex.pm website, please fire the developer who programmed this email and employ me. I grantee you I am better than this asshole.

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

How to appropriately deal with a piece of shit scammer.

My name's not even Deanna.

Hmmm....

The worst thing I've seen a developer do would be becoming a university teacher while not being able to understand simple OOP or good programming practices.

I can't think of a most harmful one, just mediocrity cultivating unknowingly mediocre devs.

Found something true as 1 == 1

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Did you say security?

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

Well he did the right thing

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".