Well said. Well said indeed.

Amazing!🚀😂

Overheard from the room next to mine:
Person 1: My computer is frozen ..
Person 2 (Not a native English speaker): Did you try to shut down and shut up ?

We need more JS devs for our frontend.
After half a year of PM complaining that he doesn’t find devs, he finally came back to us:
„Sorry guys, I found two devs, but they are not Java developers, they only do JavaScript“
Me:
Team:
*both speechless*
TeamLead: „... wait, you searched for Java devs half a year?“

First time I heard a client say: "You've done a phenomenal job, but you've over-delivered. You should have come to me. We could have worked it out." after we had to ask for an extension.
That's a keeper.

That moment when you ask your friend if he/she has plugged it in and they say yes and your answer is ”send a picture” and they respond with this....

What the hell am I searching on Google?

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. " - Rick Cook

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

You might have seen servers running XP, but have you ever seen a car running CE?

Again, not related to programming.....

Heard a CEO say at a conference that they hire the most competent candidate. Unless there is a woman in the candidates. Then they hire the woman.
That seems pretty sexist to me.

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

Release.....

wow. 😂

Makes sense.

Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

Not easy to spot

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

#Deep #Memories

Well ill just panic then

Well, customer is always right......

......

Japanese...?

I love my pixelated avatar. The pixelated effect brings depth to the avatar. What do you guys think?

This is how I handle bad requests.

Product replying to Jira ticket: We think this issue has been resolved. Can you please reach out to the user and confirm?

Customer care: User xxx has responded to say she "has given up in frustration, and the app simply doesn't work". She has requested to have her account deactivated. This user has requested to not be contacted any further by the program.

Hows your day going devrant? mines going VERY well

*me switching from computer science to electrical engineering for masters*

ceee:

#TheResponsiveStruggle

Happens every damn time !