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Joined devRant on 12/14/2016

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When Microsoft were funny

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A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?"

"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer."

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors".

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adding //To do in my code be like

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Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

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wtffffff 😂

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UI vs UX

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How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders?
1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer 😂

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My car made it home !

source: https://t.me/programmerjokes/608

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How many times have you done this? :D

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Stephen Hawking has just under 70k followers on Twitter. Kim Kardashian has just under 50 million followers. This realization really pissed me off - most humans are just idiots.

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absolutely

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Basically that's me a week to every deadline.

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Take my money !

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Every Unix command eventually become an internet service .

Grep- > Google
rsync- > Dropbox
man- > stack overflow
cron- > ifttt

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The same goes for clients.

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Declare variables not wars,
Build packages not walls,
Execute programs not people,
Throw exceptions not stones.

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About Brexit.

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Every damn time.

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when your janitor knows his audience

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I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

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Amen :p

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Who else think this is awesome

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Just learned new skills...

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Tabs v spaces again

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This would be neat

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When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

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Excellent Database table design...

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This guy dream come true as he was waiting for this moment.

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I met this girl on the way back from lunch, I stopped, requested her digits, when I asked "what's your address" and she replied "123.2.2.8". I fell in love instantly. I knew she was the one.

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