Mom : what do you want to be?
Child : engineering
Mom : why?
Child : because engineer never study.
🤥😅😂😂🤐

>we increased new releases to once a day
> wow, how'd you do that?
> fired the QA team

Credit - @iamdevloper✓

When the internet breaks down, us web devs don't know what to do. 😂 Yay for early lunch!

*In GitHub*

Manager: "Team, we've not made any changes in UI recently.. we've to do something".

UI: "Let's switch right pane to left."

Public: "Wow.."

Job Ad: You will report to leadership stakeholders on key progress initiatives and collaborate on business value add action objectives.

Translation: Have boss. Do task.

Dev: Why do you have an identical if statement right below this one?

Manager: Because I want the code to double check, obviously.

Dev: …

Manager: In ALL cases if someone uses vanilla javascript to do something instead of a library then that is a sign they are an ABSOLUTE BEGINNER!!!

Dev: …

So this guy is supposed to do the frontend.
I do the backend.
I offer an endpoint.
He does his HTML+CSS magic.
Me: Cool but data is hardcoded. Could you get the data from the endpoint I sent you?
Him: "I'd prefer you do that, I can make a git repo so you download the front."

... So you don't do frontend, you just write pretty layouts. And I have to actually write the frontend logic? Go f yourself.

Micromanager: “@Root, you need to do <thing>! It’s important, and very unprofessional if you don’t. Bad things can happen if you don’t do the thing. You need to get into the habit of doing the thing.”

@Root: Already does the thing.
Micromanager’s boss: Doesn’t do the thing.
Micromanager: Doesn’t do the thing.
Team: Doesn’t do the thing.

Micromanager: “You need to work on your reputation, @Root!”

Note to past me: Do not take a job at a company requiring 24/7 on-call duty, you dumb fuck.

*attempting to flirt at the bar*
Hey! I'm a full stack developer, so I can do your frontend and your backend

Part of an honest interview :

- What is your biggest weakness?
+ Triceps femoris muscles

- Why do you want this job?
+ Earning money to buy food so that I don't die of hunger.

- How do you handle pressure?
+ By shouting the word fuck

- What are your goals?
+ Have a cheek in bed every night.

- We will be in touch.
+ you never call, do you?

Best fuck QA ticket. "Images are not loading good." No page. No more info.

What am I suppose to do? Test the whole fucking site.

Web products that disable text selection. I hate them, there are 0 reasons to do that, and still it's done.

Figured out how to do a granny square properly! (Unknown yet if I can replicate 😂)

A conversation I had this week:

Idiot: this thing isn’t working correctly

Me: it’s working as it’s supposed to you just need to change this setting to make it do what you want

Idiot: I’ve spoken to all these people and it’s not working how it’s supposed to

Me: you just need to update that setting on your side

Idiot: but this is what I want it to do and it doesn’t…..

And repeat until your head explodes

Boss: Our app is to memory consuming and heavy weighted. We to do something because we will have hunsdrets of thousands of users.

Dev: Yes, there are a lot of legacy parts which leave plenty of space for optimization. Every query have to be carefully analyzed. Some can be avoided at all.

Boss: We pay externals to do some clustering with our app.

Why the absolute fuck do I need to have nvidia membership to download cudnn? What evil do these mofos think people achieve with free access to a fucking programming tool?

Jesus on a bike! I nag about open science and all I end up with is always these spying morons, who purposefully disable scientists. Fuck!

If👏you👏need👏my👏info,👏then it's👏not👏free.👏

New client: can we go live next month?
Me: do you think you are our only client, or do you want to pay an extra priority fee?
New client: what?
Me: what?

*Crickets"

Them: "What can we do to fix this?"

Me: Contact the vendor

Them: Ok, but from our side?

Me: Wait for the vendor to reply

Them: And what can we do to prevent this from happening again?

Me: get better vendors, include I.T on the process when the org decides to purchase shitty third party software.

Them: Ok but besides that?

Me: Drink?

Seriously tho, tf you expect me to do?

No you do not need to hate Microsoft and Windows to become Linux enthusiasts.

dad to uncle: you know, my son is a programmer
uncle to me: what do you do son, as a programmer
me: catch bugs
uncle( thinking ): 🐞🐞🐝🐝
uncle: I hope you find a better job in the future!!

Errrr.... Guys, how do we do weekends again?

I woke up worrying about a bijillion shit, exactly at 6 AM. I think I might be forgotten how to do weekends... 😕

My last job application letter was literally: “I saw your add and since you don’t do web stuff I decided to apply”

Hired

Dev2: Do you get 49 errors in the console when you try to compile?

Dev1: (Getting 52 errors) No. Must be an issue with your machine.

I hate how disruptive meetings are, I was coding and now I don’t know what the fuck I was trying to do.

Ok, YOU fuck up THREE (!) times, and send me new text for the app, each time saying its '100% finished, no errors' and expect me (each iteration) to do it IMMEDIATELY

Why don't you go fuck yourself, do your damn job, do it right, and THEN contact me instead of running around like an childish preschooler with a pair of scissors

Performance Review: You’ve slowed down.

My head: I never get to code cause all we do is meetings. Like no shit I have slowed down. Why the fuck do we have 3 days just full of meetings that I don’t even contribute to ?! I’m not gonna do overtime for this shit

Me (actually): Ah, shucks! Guess we can work on that huh?

We do infra as a code, and one of my coworker worked on the project alone. Few months down the road, when shit hits the fan, he just message me this is not working.

First of all, I did not write that shit, and also I was never part of the conversation during the decision making. So when shit hits the fan what do you expect me to do? Do some black magic and fix it magically???

Don't just blindly do what's asked to be done by superiors. Be critical, suggest alternatives and take ownership of and participate in processes beyond your own scope.

I contributed to my first open source project on GitHub. It is so much better and fun to do. Why have I not been doing this since 🤔😊😁

> Has to do RTO twice a week
> Gets COVID from office

🤡🤡🤡🤡

Honestly the same for me always looking up how to do a SQL join.

Question for EM interview:

'How did you cultivate talent and aggressively manage the execution of your team?'

Answer:
I do not wish to proceed.

Your code is supposed to solve the primary problem you have. It is not supposed to create problems and solve those problems you do not have initially.

The never ending struggle between my need to do things the right way and the way client wants them

Not to do friendly fire or anything but most developers are fucking idiots

Do you have any stories to tell ? Gestures like these always inspires me.

The Dev life is not for me.
I need to figure out exactly what it is I want to do.

The only thing I'm getting better at with experience is my ability to say upfront that I'm not able to do the requested task.

!rant Security training at work comes in the form of a serialized TV show where each episode concerns some security topic kind of tangentially and ends with a “REMEMBER… “ followed by the lesson you were supposed to get from the episode.

I kind of love it. A lot. I actually look forward to security training, and I’m not the only one. They stagger the release so you can’t binge watch all the seasons at once and you get three episodes at a time. 😂

Dude, publish your damn dataset with your damn ML study!!!! I'm not even asking for your Godforsaken model!
😡😡🗡️🗡️⚔️🔫🔫🏹🔨

What to do with this bug?

why do i have to work

When your team wants to do daily scrum but there's only four of you and you work for different clients.

Should learn not to get my hopes up.. being a good dev doesn't mean you do marketing well :'(

People distressed the fuck out of me today.

So now, 2:18 in the morning, I'm in bed, wide awake. Because anxiety is shit.

... And I have to be up early to do the work that I didn't do today.

Smh...

Why do people have to be such dicks?

Do some cool shit that I’ve always wanted to do.

- learn more about machine learning and computer vision
- learn C / C++ / rust
- learn embedded systems / programming
- learn more EE centered stuff

I haven't met anyone here nor do I know the real name of anyone but I want to tell you all this:

Do you ever get anxious and do some work to calm down but then you forget about time and stay up until 6am finishing two features which were due in a month?

Jesus. Got elected by the product owner last minute to give a presentation to a bunch of stakeholders. What the fuck is the point of your job if all you do is delegate your responsibilites to other people.

For people that do minimal documentation on a package and just say “refer to source code”…fuck you

"What do you do for a living?"

I go to meetings, write Jira tickets, and occasionally I code

Translation: "how much do you charge/ to do this tattoo, about 70 cm/ on a guy who's not awake"

😕
What unusual things have you been asked to do so far?

And on today's schedule, we'll be teaching the managers how to use a new dashboard, because not only do they not understand tech, they don't understand life!

waaaah_waaaah_waaaah.mp3 🤡

Tell me something motivating, if you can. 😛

P. S. Got work to do, but can't startup the brain.

PM: To achieve this, do A
Me: That's unnecessarily complex, can't we do B
PM: Ooh, so it's too complicated for you?
Me: No, it's complex, it will bottleneck the system
PM: We've done A in 5 different websites, so you should do the same
Me: ......

“In 15 years, do you see X still being there? No? Then fuck it” - my manager on how to handle “important” decisions

i wish i could half-ass work, but instead I'm a huge nerd who does a good job and people are giving me more shit to do now

Me: Can you tell me how to do X?
ChatGPT: yes, you can do xwz!
Me: I researched your suggestion and every source I find mentions that you should not do it because it would mess with the UI thread, amongst other side effects.
ChatGPT: Yes, you should not do xwz.

I’m kinda liking this thing, it’s full of noob traps.

Note to self:

DO NOT listen to Albinoni's Adagio or you ain't gonna get shit done. 🤦

So uh do any hot babes want to study Euclidean sequencing and chill today?

Sometimes I wonder if I actually want to be a dev forever. Problem is I'm too smart to do anything easier and too lazy to do anything harder

I’m being moved from a lead developer role to a lead project management role. Those who can, do. Those who can’t, manage projects of those who can.

Found this on prod

Don't know who did this but wwhhhyyyy do you need to add foreach loop😅

Just add directly

Just because I can do something, doesn't mean I have the time to do it. There's a difference.

It is really really really hard to do anything, including development or studying, when you're worrying about losing your teeth.

You can't imagine the anxiety.

Here's a weekly topic suggestion: professionally, whose respect do you want to have?

I paid someone else to do it.

"If you're writing a lot of code to do something, you're probably doing it wrong." - Marco Cantu

Protip: Do not hiccough (hiccup) when bent over next to the corner edge of a wall.

Decrease the length of my to-do list

devrant should have a poll feature, I'd love to do some here

!dev
This thing is eating away at me so just shut up and listen.

I have started applying for this uni for PhD (don't judge me) and for that, I will need recommendation letters, right? So I emailed two of the people who have already agreed to write me recommendation letters, to confirm the details that I'll give the said uni to contact them. Emails were sent out on Thursday. It's now soon to be Tuesday and I haven't heard a thing back. And this is abso-fucking-lutely killing me!!!! (There's still another to be emailed but he's a bit high and mighty and I'll email him after I get feedbacks from these two about my motivation letter and CV.)

Like, when you know my whole future depends on a single email of yours, saying that I'm a good PhD candidate (and oh boy, that is a joke; considering that I'm applying for literally one of the best unis in this particular subject in the whole world... I'm well over my head, aren't I?) why would you keep me standing on one leg just to confirm your contact details? I mean I know I'm overreacting a bit considering the deadline is yonks away, but still, urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My project manager just asked me if we need to do a release in order for the changes we have done to be seen in prod.

Yes… what do you think a release means?

SINGLE

RESPONSIBILITY

FUNCTIONS

HOLY GARBAGE UNTESTABLE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG JFC SHIT.

FUNCTIONS DO ONE THING AND DO ONE THING WELL. LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT, OR JUMP INTO A LAKE

that is all.

I wish I were lazy and had the guts to tell people what to do. I'd make a decent manager, taking fat paychecks for taking my risks. And risks would be minimal as I'm from the tech background and I know what is what.

Now I'm neither lazy enough [I still prefer doing things myself] nor do I have the mentality to treat others as minions.

I wish I could change that about me. I really do. Maybe someday...

Job descriptions are only accurate for about a few months after that its the wild west whatever they want you to do.

Finally my stickers arrived yeaah! But where do i stick these Stickers to?

probably gonna have to do with environmental software certification (optimizing for energy reduction, that sort of stuff)

do you guys think it's dangerous territory to do something you weren't asked to do at work?

like, i know i can improve some minor inconveniences, but they are not the priority. on the other hand, we always have a bigger problem and the little stuff gets left behind. idk, i just want to leave things better than i found them

I do not have the capacity to look for a job. I hate trial-and-error, I can't lie and I suck at talking to people in all but a cooperative context. I'm a decent webdev and I'm willing to learn, but to be able to do it I need skills that I don't have and I wouldn't need.

Co-Worker: How can I see what's linked to x variable in the database for this website? [we can't see the actual back end]
Me: Do a var dump...
Co-Worker: but what var do I dump?

Why the fuck do I need an account to download JDK

fuck off

Thanks windows for wiping my bootloader after I having to reinstall you. Idk what I'd do without you.

Read documentation for 30 minutes to write one line of code. It wasnt worth it. Next time I’m gonna just do couple hours of trial and error.

How many of us have had our downvoting privileges removed?
I know mine do nothing since it resets to 0 after leaving a spam rant.

Why the fuck do we have THIRTEEN environments dedicated to dev and test, all for the same items?

When your boss wants to do code review so he finds a third party and only sends them a few random class files.

Reviewers remark "looks good."

A pratice paper for web development. How does this have anything to do with HTML5? I could have sworn the answer was A.

How do you deal with the thought of death? I don't want to die. I'm scared. I'm not in danger but just the thought of death disturbs me.

concious inclusion training: we want you to talk and share about a bunch of shit that's illegal to ask in interviews: age,sex, orientation, family status, religion, values, gender identity, ethnicity etc

what the fuck do any of these things even have to do with the job?

im confused but whatever

I want to switch from Windows to KDE Neon. Do you have some tips? Because it's my first Linux installation and i don't want to make something wrong :)

Need badly to stop the search for meaning in the stuff I only do for the money.

Now where do we run to?

my company's internet is so unstable today i havent been able to look up something on stackoverflow. how will i do my job without getting solution from stackoverflow?

To all the Jason out here, how do you feel every time someone says JSON?

I may not know how to do something, but I know how not to do it.

how infuriating is it when you (very much not a frontend dev) have to do "tweaks" to the UI

I just graduated and now I don't know what the fuck to do with my life

Do I go to object-oriented hell?
Edit: sc and cc are now unset in Connect

Question for those that switched from Web, Mobile Apps development, Full-stack development to Game development after a year or more:
- Do you regret the change?
- What Game engine do you use?
- What Programming language do you use?

Nvidia. Why the fucking hell do I need to sign in to my Nvidia account to install drivers? I fucking hate your proprietary bullshit agenda!

Just lost hours of work because the winforms designer decided to send half my elements to (11, -8000) and resize others to (0,0). No matter what I did, there was no moving them back. And every change I made was reverted by some unknown mechanism.

Thankfully, I still have the user controls I built. But I still have to rewire 3k lines worth of form events.

How to take breaks?? Whenever I have something urgent to do, once I'm finished I can't get back to work quickly. I need a lot of time before diving into work again.
This way I can't keep myself productive.

I went down a rabbit hole of code changes to try and delete a stupid for loop with a break in it.

It was super stupid and I gave up and submitted to the fact that some battles are not worth the time and stress.

OK... But seriously, It was returning multiple entities from the database, but we only always want the first one. My logic is that we should just go in there and fix the LINQ so we are explicitly getting one entity out.

But fuck that logic. No I'll have to change fucking everything that's tied to that method and expects a list from it. Every fucking thing. That includes error handling, parsing, for loops..... Nevermind...

You can have your foreach and your break. I'm taking mine, now.

I had to remind our companys self-proclaimed "Excel Wizard" how to do a vlookup today

Thigh highs are rolled up, next thing to do is boot linux! Yeah its coding time!

In 2019 I want to get better at PHP & React & stop being afraid to try & fail! I do a lot of front end work, backend still baffles me a lot. Time to get uncomfortable! 👩🏼‍💻🤓

By trying to do my best. Doing a good job makes me feel good and gives me even more motivation.

Also by trying something new every time. Either by using new library, new approach do to things or whatever. Just to keep stuff exciting.

Decided to do something with the fact that I'm stuck on winshit.

what music do you like to listen to when you're coding (or working in general)? what gets you into the zone?

Everyone talks about quality, but they don't know what it means/ don't want to invest the time to do things right.

What to do when you think a junior is working hard, you're generally happy with quality, but speed is way below where it needs to be?

Wtf this has to do with school IIT- IIM Alumni

Lovely, We just got told to ditch Sentry and just check the /var/log/ of the server for issues......

How do I argument back against this...

Firefox by far :)

At least as a program I start up my self.

I do use a fair number if other to but no other comes close.

If you want to go back to 90s all you need to do is to run gparted. Big love.

Do you feel your looks/attractiveness played any part in your career in tech?
I'm interested to hear the dev perspective on pretty privilege :)

joined blind today...

i don't see smart engineers...

all i see is a bunch of scared sheep blathering around and complaining and wondering why a job in a capitalist society isn't 100% secure all the time...

get off leet code for once and read a damn history book

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

At what point do you stop overthinking random code optimizations and move on to the next task?

I woke up set on finishing this project today. Woke up at 7.30, started working right away (almost... ok I checked reddit).

So far all I finished is the list of things left to be done.

It's gonna be a long day

How do you guys get LinkedIn recruiters to annoy you? I want to be annoyed too - I reckon it would help me find places that are hiring

For everyone who is having a busy week, just remember the few moments you get with an empty to do folder

A very tiny ant got inside one of my external monitor screen. How do I get it out? Also any suggestion to keep ants away from electronic stuff?

Which do you think is going to have the better future? Why?

AR (Augmented Reality)

VR (Virtual Reality)

Sr Engineers that want other to just do what they say with no context or explanation

You are probably right but just explain why!

Why is there so much stuff to learn and know? I just want to be able to do everything myself in a week.

Why do people <blank>?

This came from asking the question of "Why do people drive crazy?" The person I was talking to said you could just ask "Why do people do anything?" and the answer would be the same.

Stick to one project about which you want to learn but don't know how to do it,complete it...and now you have learnt something new

What do VPs say to justify a shitty product: “The competition is _just_ good at marketing.” 😆😆😆

Everybody:
- what do you use InternetExplorer/Edge for?
- to download Firefox/Chrome

Me
- what do you use InternetExplorer/Edge for?
- to download LinuxMint iso

I'm happy to be getting a raise, but why do I have to have lunch with the boss to get it? I don't want to hang out with him.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

I'm trying to reach Alice but none of my messages get through. Maybe Eve has something to do with it 🤔

I love how I watch a tut for a specific problem and then go down to the comments and see ppl say things like, "Awesome, dude you saved me hours. Now, can u show me how to do, this, this, this, this and this?" 🤦🏾 I'm like, bruh, u can't figure out how to do at least one of those things on your own??? 💀

Question of the day:
What to do when listing fees on exchanges too high?

Answer:
Unicorn;)

And a happy new year (delayed though :p)!

Just 5 days? What. Some technical problems take years to solve and you auto-close threads after just 5 days? Why you do this MongoDB 🗑️

We. want. stack traces!
When do we want them?
When we catch exceptions that we don’t know how to handle!

So on top of having way too many hats at work and starting my master’s studies in a few weeks, I just had an idea for a game that’s too good to not start working on. I am drowning myself in shit to do. Again.

The most difficult part for me in this profession was to explain to relatives what I do :/

Anyone do me a favour. Curse at me, and say the worst things to me, my critics.

Not some soft shit, pampering bullshit, say some harshest shit.

cover your ass 🍑

in which situations did you have to do it and how did you do it? did it help?

Do NOT try to re-implement input type="number" but with nicer formatting. Do not even think about it. DO FUCKING NOT. It's a trap.

Was a web/ full stack dev for a few years now just back end. I’m so bored.

Who likes their job? What do you do? I need to learn something new!

Are you intending to make the software do what you promised clients before you meet with them?

Can I have one Ubuntu base update after which I *do not* need to go to recovery mode to reinstall Nvidia drivers, and then CPR pulseaudio into function?

I dont like programming languages where "there is more than one way to do it".

There should be one way to do things, it makes it easy for developers to understand code others have written, it makes it easier to start working in new teams etc etc.

How often do you go for an interview? A senior once told me to go for job interviews regularly to know where you stand. WDYT of this advice?

I'm at that point again where I question whether I want to still do computer stuff for work, but this time I kinda want to do part-time computer work and part-time physical work instead..

If my body is this bad when I'm not even 30, I wonder how I can do this sedentary job until retirement..

Redux is absolute fucking insanity. There is no way in hell there isn't a better way to do this. Absolutely unintelligible, convoluted piece of garbage.

Anti-rant: really weird when the person who was starting to piss you off expends really subtle effort to ensure you have the space you need to do your job properly

How do you like to develop through a VM through a VPN to another continent? Because it seems one of our clients is about to enforce such a model.... due to security reasons...

Had to add some functionality to another guys GUI code.
He gave me a "template" file (copy of another module), pointed at several places and said: "Make your changes here, here, and here. Do not ask why, do not even think about it. Just do it."

Waiting for DNS records to update..
It's always a difficult choice; Do I work on something else or do I hope record will be updated in few minutes..

I always choose wrong, will keep you updated :p

What do you do when the bsod bsods? Apparently one of the ram sticks died while the pc was running so windows died with it. It's a lovely thing to fix at Christmas at relatives.

The characters in Euphoria are living the life. Fuck, do drugs, get high, no feature to implement, no bugs to fix.

when you gotta do front end tickets but the mockups you received to implement aren't finalized

fml

If git merge automatically performs a commit to the main branch, how do we add a message to that commit?

What to do when you want to strangle a coworker, but he is probably just trying to do his job, the way he thinks , is the right way to do it ?

What would you suggest to a 2nd year student in computer engineering to do with his free time?

Why do I have to signup first before applying for a position? What the fuck is even wrong with Workday!!

Do you think elon musk will do good things to twitter? And do you think he will make some things open source? I don't think i want to see twitters source code

Do I need to know every framework to be senior developer?

Why do I have to google how to start a new nodejs project every time?

> IHateForALiving: Mister Supervisor, I need to do X, I know how to do it with Vue but I can't do it in AngularJS, how did you do it in the past?

> Supervisor: It's a mess, you need to do A, B, C, D and E, but webpack interferes so you have to come up with something to bypass the whole thing

> Me: ok whatever thx

> Supervisor: I know it's a problem, a more modern framework would do it in a heartbeat :(

Those are bold words for the guy who saw my first PoC, noticed I was using Vue and made me throw everything in the rubbish, explicitly ordering me to use AngularJS.

How do I contribute to open source?

Good morning devs let’s rock this weekend 🥳
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You’re going to do something productive? 😎

Goddamnit Linux Whyyyyyyyy? Whyyyyyyy? How many gods do I have to pray to, to make you work on my machine.

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

If someone offered 1m$ to never code again, could you do it?

How do you find open source projects you want to contribute to? I'm trying to find projects I'm interested in but don't really know what to do.

memo to myself: do never take government contracts again

How to relax when you need to do so much context switching, many meetings and then your own work?
My breaks are not enough for recharging me.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

it's monday morning. ofc the first thing i do is open devrant to see what hell monday is brining on others.

Man do I want to like Safari, but Safari doesn’t like me.

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.

This twisted feeling when you make great progress in creating a new large project at work while you are still unsure if you actually want to do it .

What the fuck is the "package management" of Golang.
It is impossible to delete a fucking dependency and why do I have to do that shit in the first place, I just want to use a fucking fork of my own. It's hilarious.

What to do as junior, if multiple seniors (4) aren't in sync with each other. Following different convention on same client's project. Even after 3 years they didn't able come up with seemless infrastrure. The code is getting ugly day by day. No review happens. Is that normal? As they are not in sync, we, juniors are frequently getting confused what to do. What could be done? I'm planning to leave the project somehow. Don't know what to do. 😑

Would you still do your current job even if you had all the money in the world to not work again?

Do I waste a couple of hours to write a re-usable tool to make this setup process less of a slog

Or do I slog through it to make sure it's done on time then make the tool to make next month easier/faster

Decisions decisions 😮‍💨🤔

What do you guys call that light feeling you feel when your project is finally escalated to production team after 3 months of revisions?

I sometimes wonder , how do my co workers have so little ownership on what they do. The business analyst does nothing , the management cant even optimize a filter on an excel sheet let along Jira but are somehow still employed. What psychological trick is this , meanwhile I slave away at refactoring code until it is perfect(at least to my knowledge) and then do the other peoples jobs also. How do i stop doing this, it seems i cant help myself.

So... Quick question, how do I enable Devrant plus again?
Had to stop behind a supporter 2 years ago cause of unemployment, now I want back in :p

The company i work at switched to Jira today. Is there anything I should know? What do you guys think of Jira

If a developer was having a slump (unable to close tickets, find solutions, get mind to work)
What could they possibly do to fix it?

I am implementing an API. How do I know what to do? Read the docs! Unless... there's none on the website. Asked by email and they could provide a PDF, which contains some graphics which you're free to interpret ...
Machine readable description? Nope.
How do I get to know about updates to the API? *blank stare*

I want to start a new programming hobby which is creating bots, where do you recommend I start ?

Just realised that devRant doesn't give me the option to change my password - I had to go through the forgotten password routine to do it.

why do I prefer the jpeg extension to the jpg one

Why why do people bother making so many lazy Stackoverflow spinoffs? Who would ever want to read that garbage low effort websites?

These fucking deepshet, spoiled retards
they expert me to build software not from the ground but from the fucking foundation up to release date all by myself
they also expert me to do all required research
also expert me to do the fucking marketing
they expert me to bring new fucking business
They expert me to work at High performance
They expert me to do stock inventory as well

They fucking sit me in shity meetings
WHAT THA FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Do you prefer a quiet environment whilst working or prefer to listen to something? In case of the latter, what do you usually play?