I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Me : "Hey, I can't find the comments.js file, do you know where it is stored?"
Co-worker : "Yep, look in the CSS folder"
Me : "OK, thanks!"

5 seconds later..

Me : "Wait, what?"

Work on a fun project
Or play generals zero hour :D

I got my motivation boost with mail.

Thx @dfox and @trogus

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

I never thought that 2 days of service downtime can be called a "minor glitch". 🤔

Sex is good but The feeling of closing 20 tabs after completing a project is outta this world.

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

today is my first day ever as junior dev.
congratulate me (?)

It all makes sense now...

Thanks for the info

Hello world :)

1969 vs 2017

Found something true as 1 == 1

Living in the middle east be like

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Ultimate answer to TABS over SPACES! Tab eats 4 times less battery. No global warming if we switch to TABS! Share this knowledge bomb brothers!

When frontend is ready before backend

Linux... It comes with all the dev tools 😁

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

UI design gone wrong

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

2b || !2b ?

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Kotlin beginners Tutorial

https://m.youtube.com/playlist/...

Working on an existing system for a client and ran into this gem of a comment.

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

FINALLY!
Kotlin official supported by Google for Android! <3