🤦‍♀️ Memes.

java garbage collector...

Interviewer: Tell me why should I hire you?
Me: Because that's your job

Sauce: https://twitter.com/josiahrooney/...

Thor!!

Where you get the Code

Start your first-week doing front-end work on big codebase important.

Imposter syndrome creeping in?

Remember this woman.

Fake it until you make it or get indicted.

*random person stars my repo on Github*

Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!

*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*

Me: Take that star back you whore.

Today was the first time I was able to develop a full stack by my self!!!!
(I mean not by myself, StackOverflow was my Bible)

It's a small project with three modules , and while I've worked front end, back end and machine learning separately, I used to develop on a single component.

Today I built all the components on my own.

The hardest part was linking the nodejs file with the python script. Which seemed easy at first but then I needed to go through the documentation to understand the working behind the scenes.

Just looking how to deploy it now

This is a victory rant.
While it is not something big I feel so proud of myself 🥰

Web Developer meme

Fucking fuck you fucking fucked up fuckery.

I got fired and signed mortgage at the same day. Well looks like next two months going to be fun.

Time to get drunk.

iOS Programming:

something.openCamera()

DONE!

—-

Android Programming:

val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)

CRASH!

Had a dodgy stomach. Muted the mic & let out an almighty fart.

Only, as you'll have guessed (and I quickly guessed from the silence that followed), I'd missed the mute button.

Turn your usual habit into something that everyone praises

Covid19

My lift in nutshell

I get to sleep with the hot secretary...

i.e. my wife

STOP TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE THE OFFICE TOILET!!!!

For fuck's sake, do not turn the lights off if you're not sure if someone is in there or not. Don't be a moron.

This being the view from my desk

I ranted about this back in 2018, now it’s reality.

I will call this "GameOver Monopoly"

Welcome to CoronaRant everyone.

I hope you all perish.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

I love this guy 😂

I'm sorry but I have a special hate in my heart for recruiters.

How to boost profits

Trying to sleep!!!