Who else has this superpower?!

Visual Studio.

Takes forever to install. Takes forever x 2 to uninstall.

Apple touch bar for developers will look like this

Introducing Marvel's newest anti-hero...Threadpool. He can do three things at once...I never said it was a big thread pool. He must get revenge on his nemesis Task Manager with the help of his side kick Q.

Recently joined a team that does Scala development. It's so refreshing I just love the language

/bin/cat

git reset --hard 2015

In responce to the siri's "sudo make me a sandwich" 😎

Sad but true

Everything makes sense now.

Just learned new skills...

When you sit in a meeting for hours and don't say a word.

Work from home they said

People asking me to make websites...

Just discovered a terminal replacement for windows... And its fine as hell.
It's called cmder and it's got tons and I mean TONS of options to make it perfect for you!

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

So... Stress balls aren't intended to be thrown at your colleagues. Interesting.

My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑

Macbook Pro - No ESC key?

Its not like its used much in vi or emacs anyway is it?

No esc key on a unix box? Seriously?

I know its got a 'soft' escape key - hows it going to know to switch to that if i run vi or emacs -nw in an ssh session?

Mac keyboards go from bad to worse - used to be a nightmare to find a | symbol.

The new MacBook Pro will have three price ranges:
- Funding to 30 years
- Robbery
- Prostitution

Still the best example of
pass by value vs pass by reference

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

welcome to hogwarts

Big data is like teenage sex

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Best part of being a dev: having this community. devRant!

yeah binary tree ;)

So this just happened to me...

Problem solvers

How it feels to be the only programmer in your company...