That moment when you are the person who caused someone else's rant ...... :/

shipping recursion

I use different variations of the same password. Everywhere.

It's worked out good so far but I can see it all crashing down on me at some point.

What do you do when you can't seem to ever get any fucking energy? I've been in this fucking fog for like 2 months now. I have no motivation to do anything...😔

When you want your password short and easy to remember..

Honest app reviews

Organizational Charts

just found this shirt online - shut up and take my money

I miss the good old days...

How does a Java dev cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Sometimes... 😂😥

boss: we need to develop an app, this is the client brief, we have 3 days

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

At interview.
Employer: We want to be the not only the best at our business, but also the best at technology.
Me: *oh, sounds good. New challenging project*
Employer: We need shopify store...

No, Patrick, Dropbox is not a Version Control System. Google Drive isn't a VCS either.

New office chair for the dev on holiday, no expense spared.

Hearing my dad yell about his online backup not working.

Source: https://redd.it/5w8ddp

Is it a bug or a feature?

Psychiatrist: How would you describe your life right now?
Me: Have you ever wrote JavaScript?

3d desktop

No proble

Me doing CSS:

Mixing tabs with spaces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Found this on Twitter 😂😂
Kudos to @Zixxel

BF: If you were a database, I would join with you.
Me: Left or right?
BF: Inner.

(there are no words)

I know I shouldn't, but I had to laugh: "Does anyone know if the 'localhost' server is running? And could someone turn it on if it's down? I tried to connect but couldn't get through..."

It's gonna be a productive day today

Lied the developer...
https://www.devrant.io/rants/516959

A new sales guy in a startup I used to work at was using Internet Explorer. I told him why are you using IE, it's a shitty browser and how frontend devs suffer to support it.
Before I continued, he interrupted me saying that he used to be the regional head of sales team in Microsoft and started defending IE.
I was like Oookaaayy.
......he left the company a week or two later

Not the meaning I expected from Urban D

Um.. Ok. *click*