A sys admin in his natural environment.

Learning chineese !

This is everyone

import java.util.Exception;
try {
public class A {
public static void main(String args[]) {
new Exception();
}
}
}
catch(Exception e) {
System.out.println("Got you BITCH");
}

Finally, my computer reflects my personality!

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Swag of a Data Scientist 😎

Started sniffing the packets on a public wifi hotspot. Found someone was reading TheHackerNews and got excited.😲 Later realised it was myself. 😯

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

We have a new switch in one of our departments.

Oh, so it wasn't that complicated after all !

I had a nightmare once about git commits and merge conflicts.

I am the only guy who pauses to look at the code in every hacking/coding scene either in a movie or series? Coz that shit is sometimes hilarious

And suddenly I felt complete

Im confused

Me and my girlfriend are arguing, because I'm programming a lot and I don't have time to give her attention. She said if I don't give her attention, she will break up with me.
Any suggestion where I can find a good tutorial for C#?

Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

My reaction when someone says this 🤣🤣

found it
whaat should I do

I was in school and I got bored. I opened two command prompts and did what any scammer would do.

I went to the root of the drive and did a tree. The other window is pinging google infinitely.

After a few seconds, I hear a kid say "Are you hacking the pentagon?". That guy also asked me to hack the Google Play Store. He shall forever think I'm a hacker.

Apple beta testing new product in India!

When you realize the cafeteria tray cart is the perfect dimensions to hold 1U blade servers:

When your friend makes jokes about JavaScript but you don't know anything about web development

And there was I struggleling with another goddamn error. Turn to a colleage and asks for help.
He looks at me. Breaths slowly. Then says.

"Dude, Jesus is your answer".

So true...

Does anyone else feel bad when they close Google Maps before they reach their destination?

Sometimes I feel bad for Mr./Ms. Navigator when they don't even get the sense of fulfillment of saying "You have arrived at your destination".