Just discovered double tap upvotes a rant. :) Have a lovely day

Made a little program to draw svg images on an oscilloscope using XY mode. Heres tux!

Want one

It's those annoying bugs that keep you employed, not your university degree

My lead keeps pushing commits to master. His commit messages vary from: no message, yeah, and yup.
and yea, some of the build break master.
Makes me just wanna die sometimes when digging through our commit history to figure out when a bug was introduced.

COVID-19
Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

How to boost profits

I'm tired so I let my dog find the bug on my code.

The bloke that I share my office with is asleep on the job. Ffs, can I get any support around here?

This working remotely from home thing, just isn’t panning out

"Git pull a day keep the conflicts away"

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

Today I asked for a 5% rise. I got 10%.

How documentation works

Hahahaha

Found this gem somewhere on dev.to 😂😂

Gonna start a blog where i take medium articles by retards and explain why is what they write stupid

For those considering a job in Software Development ...

Please sir please

@ynnk </3

Frontend & backend dev conversation

Backend Dev: what will you be working on?
Frontend dev: i will be creating a nice animated loader. You?
Backend Dev: i will be working on optimizing the backend so that no one can see your loader.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

So this is what you find at Arlanda airport in Sweden...

Imagine using a slider

Not sure what triggers me more:

a) the fact that nowadays no one can type/spell without auto-correct
b) that this passed code review
c) that no one corrected it in 12 months since it's been committed

When the UI developer completes the work but has left logic at home

TODO Statement in real life :D

How many commits do u guys do on a daily basis

No, thank you.😆

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*