There are never xs/s (girl size) tshirts at conferences 😔

12 minutes before I have to leave for work, still in bed.

Felt better when I went to bed!

Fuck my life!!! Fuck it right hard!!! My fucking compiler (the one I code) fucking broke down, and i have to put it to competition it two weeks... Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck: obviously Iost backup and gitHub doesnt seem like wanting to give me that version back... Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck duck!!!!

It's hard to earn reputation here if you don't say anything.

I'm more of a lurker and I hardly have anything worth posting.

My first rant?

I think so!

......

Hi!

Oh boy look at the time. It's already screw-up o' clock.

git push --force origin master

Okay admit it ranters!

Nobody checks GIFs...

MOTHERFUCKING MICROSOFT!!! JUST SEND ME THIS FUCKING EMAIL !!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? EVERY FUCKING TIME IT TAKES TOOOOOOO MUUUUUCH TIME TO RECEIVE ANY FUCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL!!! ITS FUCKING 2017 ALREADY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

*oops I was programming all night

Found this on web.
True it is.

Hi all, I am new here. Hope this is not a repost.

[SO] Can you unload the dishwasher?
[Me] Of course.

*5 hours later*

[SO] Why is the dishwasher still not done ?
[Me] Why would it be ?
[SO] I asked you to unload it ....
[Me] No, you asked if I CAN do it, and I am able to do it, you didn't ask me to actually do it.
[SO thinking] God, why did I marry a fucking programmer.....

Why does Python live on land?
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Because it is above C level.

When even your Linux distro decides to start trolling you... 😂

This is true 😂

Thought I would share a picture of my boss's wiring job...

FUCK YOU VISUAL STUDIO! Fucking IIS site already running when restarting, reinstalling, checking port is open, checking past processes on that port, STILL NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER. Fuck I hate IIS.

All new (or not so new) devRanters!
Welcome here!
But FFS if you get more than 10 ++'s, go make a fcking avatar!
(Profile/click on that big circle on top)
If you dont have enough ++'s, comment on this post, i'll help you get there!

Printscreen, set as desktop image, hide all icons, hide windows taskbar, make popcorn.

When I was in college, I had some serious knob-heads in my class. They kept on asking where they could download free movies.

So I made a .bat file called "free movies". It had a nice icon and everything. And placed it on their desktops.

What did it do?

Kept spawning message boxes that read "do some math bitch" and opening new instances of the calculator.

It was too brilliant to see people watch their computers crash, and might I add, crash slowly, because these computers had tons of ram.

Never click on "free movies" kids.

When someone gets you:

Swift changes syntax again! Apple is treating their language like an Apple product. Why can't they decide? What's that? you have a project? Goodluck converting your code when we decide to change everything ;)

What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please

Would you still be a programmer if CTRL-Z didn't exist?

If you woke up tomorrow and it was the year 2000, but you only remembered tech stuff from the future. What would you do?

"Best" resumes in the world thread.

Brace yourselves...

The most difficult decision as a programmer is: Do I try and fix this... or do I start again...

/* !rant
What do you appreciate the most when you code? A vertical ultra wide monitor makes me soooo happy. :) */

Anyone else make the weirdest workarounds ever to trivial framework problems. Then read documentation to find out that there was a function for that...