Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

*my favorite time of the day - going and coming back from office"

Here's the view

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

Got it

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

alias please=sudo

Linux is love...

"Sticky Notes have been updated. Restart now or later?"

Really Windows, really?
Sticky notes update requires restart..

Ahhh DDoS attacks

*Prints hello world*
"Mom, I'm a hacker."

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

HR: why you want to work with us.

Me inside: you stupid, because you need my skills and I need your stupid money, stop reading articles about stupid interview questions.

Me: because I love to work on such amazing environment, and I really love the technology you're using.

Do you know what's more fun than debugging multithreaded code?

Debugging networked, multithreaded code...

Choosing a pc to buy.
- kids: "can it run minecraft?"
- casual gamers: "can it run overwatch?"
- serious gamers: "can it run witcher 3?"
- business people: "can it run several excel sheets?"
- me: "can it run linux?"

A computer science degree doesn't mean we can fix everything, it just means we can understand how everything went so terribly wrong

Ctrl-Z Ctrl-Z

Str8 from pcmasterrace

When you hack up some spaghetti code which works right off the bat and you don't even know why but you take it for granted anyways. Week later someone tells you that it's not working anymore and you have to find out why.

Using ffmpeg to convert some videos from the command line

Me: double-taps rant to like it
DevRant: "Pro tip: You can double-tap rants to like them"

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

The Joker is very serious!

Cd
Ls
Cd
Cd
😂😂😂

Just me, myself and I ;-)

Snapchat, then Instagram, then WhatsApp, then effin FB messenger...
devRant please DO NOT GET THAT SHITTY 'STORIES UPDATE' NOW...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! FUCK YOU SPRING-DATA-NEO4J YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY YOU SHIT FUCK !!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR DELETE ON SAVE BULLSHIT!!!! OMFG!!!!!!! EVERYTIME IS SOME FUCKING SHIT THAT DELETES OTHER SHIT THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DELETED!!! JUST FUCK YOU ALREADY IM GONNA REWRITE ALL THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

The next time you see developers wearing headphones, please understand that it's our most polite of saying:

"I'm in the freaking 'zone'. Don't you dare disturb my rhythm in coding and lose my momentum. Now unless it's reaaally that important, leave it in our group chat/email and I'll read it later."

Tap gently. We're at overdrive when we headbang to music while coding.

A rant a day, keeps your stress away. 😎🤓