When I suddenly realize I messed up the dates and have an interview tomorrow...

(๑ŐдŐ)b☆d(ŐдŐ๑)

Excellent Database table design...

This is gonna be close...

The best part of rebuilding your code is discovering better ways to handle almost everything

Hope you will like it.

One of my favorite quotes:

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

Had to apply this liberally at my last job. Even had it posted at my desk for a time.

One of my favorite quotes:

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

Had to apply this liberally at my last job. Even had it posted at my desk for a time.

True...

git everywhere

*after 2 hours of programming*
Me to me: you can watch one episode of [some series]!
Me to me after that episode: just one more couldn't hurt for once!
...............
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*five hours later*
Me: "what am I doing with my life 😭

This happens too fucking damn often 😫

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

When your girlfriend calls you a nerd for getting excited after earning free laptop stickers

Lol
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Hackathon: being a C and embedded dev and everybody like: let's do webz! Or appz!

Just don't.

Friend of mine: why are you always so grammar nazi-ish?
Me: well, it's in my job name...
Friend: ?!?
Me: pro-grammer :P
(Yes, I know that word isn't gramatically correct!)

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Why the hell do people make websites with VALID SSL certs redirect BACK TO HTTP? What the fuck is wrong with them?!

Hilarious :')

When you finally reach 20 on Stack Overflow reputation.

Jenkins builds...

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Google Analytics be like...

When I try to be happy but my phone knows my feelings.

Just who the fuck from apple thought its a good idea to make the FUCKING SCROLL BAR overlap, the FUCKING PROPERTY ARROWS, everytime i accidentaly hover over it? I cant change shit! I have to wait few seconds every time i accidentaly hover over the scrollbar so i can be able to FUCKING CHANGE the value!

Dear Apple Inc,

Fix your shit! We're paying 100$ a year for what? More bugs and toruture? I didnt sign up for this bullshit! Give us back some real quality products, or just buy the company Jetbrains and let them build the IDE for you instead.

Oh boy...

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...