Merry Christmas, my dear code monkeys!

I am making a game for my country nepal which is like Flappy bird(only little bit)

Just create it..😬

That's what we call a HELP!!!!

Why node hurt so much.
#javascriptfatigue

Fuck whoever invented octal literals with just a zero prefix. 042 should never not equal 42. How hard is it to have 0x42 for hex, 0b11 for binary and 0c42 for octal

Just found that www.nerdstagram.com is redirected to GitHub.

......

every single fuckening day

Some clients take this too literally, but in general I would agree! ☺️

©Instagram @alphaimplement

My god! Has anyone seen this yet?

https://github.com/chrislgarry/...

Stolen from reddit for juicy ++ votes.

What is it exactly...?

Coding Session with @creep

Got fired.
Fuck
3 days on the job...
Told on the interview I didn't know the machine OS but I could learn in a few days...
Well they want someone with experience on that machines I don't know...

It's like asking a Javascript programmer to work with Java...

Whatever...
There are more companies

Not sure if this technically counts as all nighter, but when Udacity released their basics Android nanodegree they had a contest where the first 100 worldwide to finish got a scholarship for the advanced Android nanodegree. I followed the uberman sleepy schedule, 20 min nap every 4 hours, around the clock for 6 days. Finished #17. They didn't even have the videos or lessons for the last 3 sections, just a description and a project for each, so they set up a slack channel to let us talk with staff and collaborate with others trying to get it done.

Linux.Pizza will join a cooperative called Librehosters that basically is a network of hosters that offer services that is free (as in libre) for either 0 cost, or a small cost.

Feel free to check it out!
https://libreho.st/

https://linux.pizza

Why aren't styleguides made by democratic descisions?
Just ask 1m devs and do whats done the most.

Arrived today. Love this community 😍

Just got a job offer for a SysAdmin job at CERN! :D

A big fuck you to the italian philosophy of hiring newly graduated students with shitty contracts and a big win for a simple student that wants to learn from the best :)

I’m so sorry! No, I do NOT have 9 years experience using this framework that has only been out for 5 years 🙃

Okay so my weekend project went well :D put my retropie system inside of this old r2d2 I've had collecting dust. Has a cooling fan inside as well as a 16x2 lcd I was playing with. Got a red led tied to the rpis txd pin, ports in the front for easy access and power cord and hdmi coming out the back.

You know it’s going to be a rough week when you stumble across an army of oversized ducks.

Haha. Users will always be users 😂

Finally after waiting on the dashlane team to make a linux version of their application, I got tired and made it into a desktop application in a semi-hacky using the Jade-Application-Kit from the manjaro team <3

https://github.com/asosnovsky/...
(shameless plug)

I feel like I should photopea next, would make a kind of "photoshop" for linux. :D

https://github.com/felixrieseberg/...

I need this shirt 😲

Woa!!😂😂😂

*Interview*

Interviewer: We have an opening. Are you interested to work?

Me: What is that I'll be doing?

I: What technologies and languages do you know?

Me: I know Scala, Java, Spark, Angular, Typescript, blah blah. What is your tech stack?

I: Any experience working on frontend?

Me: Yes. But what do you use for it?

I: Can you work with databases?

Me: I can, on SQL based. What are yours?

I: Can you do big data processing?

Me: I know Spark, if that's what you are asking for. What is it that you actually do?

I: Any experience in cloud development?

Me: Yes. AWS? Azure? GCP?

I: Do you know CI CD?

Me: Excuse me.. I've been asking a lot of questions but you're not paying attention to what I'm asking. Can you please answer the questions I asked.

I: Yes. Go ahead.

Me: What will be my position?

I: A full stack developer.

Me: What technologies do you use in your project?

I: We use all the latest tech.

Me: Like?

I: All latest tech.

Me: You mentioned big data processing?

I: Yes. Processing data from DB and generating reports.

Me: what do you use for that?

I: Java.

Me: Are you planning to rebuild it using Spark or something and deploy in the cloud?

I: No we're not rebuilding it. Just some additions to the existing.

Me: Then what's with cloud? Why did you ask for that?

I: Just to know if you're familiar.

Me: So I'll be working with Java. Okay. What do you use for UI?

I: Flash

Me: 🙄

I sat for a couple of minutes contemplating life.

I: Are you willing to join?

Me: No. Not at all. Thankyou for the offer.

Developing 🤣