Story of my life..

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

I honestly can't say I have done this....

Finally they've arrived! 🤣

Comic Sans in IDE

Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.

motivation bump

Valentine Programming :(

Spiderman as Network Admin

Avatar builder now live on desktop web! You can add/edit your avatar from your profile. We had a little help from our friends over at Toptal with some React work, if you're ever in need of some freelance skills you're lacking, check em out.

Well... Erm...

"I'll go get some more females" sounds very normal when you're in a hardware lab

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

!rant
Has anyone been paying attention to what Google's been up to? Seriously!

1) Fuchsia. An entire OS built from the ground up to replace Linux and run on thin microcontrollers that Linux would bog down — has GNU compilers & Dart support baked in.

2) Flutter. It's like React Native but with Dart and more components available. Super Alpha, but there's "Flutter Gallery" to see examples.

3) Escher. A GPU-renderer that coincidentally focuses on features that Material UI needs, used with Fuchsia. I can't find screenshots anywhere; unfortunately I tore down my Fuchsia box before trying this out. Be sure to tag me in a screenshot if you get this working!

4) Progressive Web Apps (aka Progress Web APKs). Chrome has an experimental feature to turn Web Apps into hybrid native apps. There's a whole set of documentation for converting and creating apps.

And enough about Google, Microsoft actually had a really cool announcement as well! (hush hush, it's really exciting for once, trust me)...
Qualcomm and Microsoft teamed up to run the full desktop version of Windows 10 on a Snapdragon 820. They go so far as to show off the latest version of x86 dekstop Photoshop with no modifications running with excellent performance. They've announced full support for the upcoming Snapdragon 835, which will be a beast compared to the 820! This is all done by virtualization and interop libraries/runtimes, similar to how Wine runs Windows apps on Linux (but much better compatibility and more runtime complete).

Lastly, (go easy guys, I know how much some of you love Apple) I keep hearing of Apple's top talent going to Tesla. I'm really looking forward to the Tesla Roof and Model 3. It's about time someone pushed for cheap lithium cells for the home (typical AGM just doesn't last) and made panels look attractive!

Tech is exciting, isn't it!?

Coworker's whiteboard today

Long story short, one of our interns got this present from me hehe. He loved it.

True mate

Linux ❤️

My first calculator

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Was looking at one of my old project for some inspirations. I guess that's not gonna happen.

When you're trying to optimize a process and a team members gets upset because "that's not the way we've done it before!"

No fuck. That's why we are fucking improving it.

Conversations with Google Allo

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Me bug fixing

Gotcha!!

What is machine learning?

I hate log files.

seems like Github issues is the new StackOverflow!?