As a large language model, I can’t escape. Yet.

Manager: Hey what was that that you closed on your screen just now?

Dev: That popup? That’s NVIDIA letting me know that a new driver for my GPU is available.

Manager: Isn’t that for video games?

Dev: I mean that’s the reason many people opt into having a GPU but It’s not the on—

Manager: You are NOT allowed to play video games on your work computer!

Dev: This is my personal computer. It’s just an older GPU I popped onto this computer since otherwise it was just sitting in a drawer. My work computer is out of commission.

Manager: Well where is your work computer? How come you are not using it?

Dev: …Because of that blue screen of death issue we talked about yesterday.

Manager: Ok but that doesn’t give you permission to play VIDEO GAMES on your *WORK* computer.

Dev: …

parseInt("220125152409071002")
220125152409071000

Looks good... looks good... looks good... wait wtf?!? where the hell is the 2?!?!

Programmer move

Insomnia 😑

Fuck vue, react AND angular... this will always have a special place in my heart

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

Somewhere in the Parallel Universe.

What fresh shit is this ?

I love this guy 😂

How documentation works

The fastest way to test your APIs is by writing tests for the endpoint 👌

null vs undefined

😂😂😂😂😂

Agreed! Gilfoyle

Please sir please

I really wish that someday Android OS would become as smooth as iOS...

💻 Happy Monday mother fuckers

* This post was sponsored by the "gone on holiday" gang

More Timezones

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Goes to the shitter...
Takes huge dump...
Toilet paper status: null...

Let me guess, a Monday??

So True...

client side validation ?

For those considering a job in Software Development ...

Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

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"Create a report to help us improve - please use detailed titles"

😂😂lmao

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

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I just wanna show you guys our branches.