He's been away in the last five days. Something strange ! :\

I FOUND JAVA RECRUITERS ON MOTHERFUCKING TINDER LMAOOOO

I met a skater who had a fork bomb on his skateboard

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL TOR BROWSER HAS BECOME

Fun but cringy

I spend over 3 hours thinking why my code doesn't work. It turns out you need to attach the code to the game object. Who would have known...........

I don't know what's wrong with my project. But somehow, this is the screening when you debugs a React Native app within DevTools.

I have a friend that is a girl that loves to snapchat everything she does, the problem is that she now works (in apprenticeship) at a huge company and she snapchats her desktop who has a lots of post-it notes and her screen which is showing excel spreadsheets with customers data and stuff...
And she does this on a regular basis btw
Who can be possibly that dumb...

"Don't install the Docker inside the Docker system, it will break your mind."

I just converted a massive project from C to cuda, I renamed everything, and it just worked.
What the fuck have I done wrong?

I love Larva

This is where the magic happens 😉

Give Job

For the very first time, I uploaded my Gem on Rubygems. Open source time ! Yolooooo !

Shutdown you PC and go refresh to mountain.

AI everywhere. AI camera, AI photo learning, AI recruiters, AI chat, AI search, AI AI AI.

I had to migrate ~100+ svn repos to git that were "useful" according to the client but found out that there were a lot of projects (+6yrs old) with only one commit message "--no-commit-message" and i'm not even joking...
And then I had to explain to these "devs" how to use fucking git with eclipse (+they all use light theme...) cos' terminal or gui client is too complicated

And then I saw their "Java libs" with ~3k line of spaghetti

Do you even dev bro?

I've been using Ubuntu 14.04 since it was first released until this moment (June 2018). What a stable OS i've ever used. Thank's Linux, you're free & awesome.

Thank Mr. Trusty & Tahr

What OS is the best for programming?
Me:

I hate that my bios take twice as long as Linux, to start. It is only 15 seconds, but still.

My boss keeps touching and poking my colleague's and my laptop screens. Our laptops are both Mac and are not company property. My colleague once told him to stop. He said sorry, but after 5 minutes, he did it again. It's so annoying. Why can't people understand that if it's not a touchscreen, they should keep their manners and not touch it?

Before I die, I'll make a bot that'll tweet stuff I could say

A: "It would be great if we can add a snack bar in our office."
B: "Why?"
A: "It makes our developers smarter."
B: "Why??"
A: "Jobs said 'stay hungry, stay foolish'. That's why we shouldn't makes our developers fool."

If AI can create an email address, register to instagram, post a photo randomly based on AI feeling or conditions, then reply a comment. I will follow that account.

I invested in a brand new 27" curved monitor to work more efficiently with my laptop but now
HDMI isn't recognized by my linux distro on dual boot where it works perfectly with fucking windows and it used to work nice before the latest update
Tried to install official nvidia drivers to try to fix that
🙃 Guess who has a fucked up X configuration now 🙋🏾‍♂️

Finally managed to get gitlab ci working !

Gremlin
[grem-lin]
Noun
1. When a user is incompetent and blames their problems on the computer:, "My computer is full of gremlins"

Seems like an amazing place to be.Looking forward to learning from ya'll.💯💯💯

"Whats the best name?"

My top 3 open source projects are :
KDE ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Libinput gestures (allows you to do custom actions with your touchpad)
Strapi (Wich is a nodejs headless cms that gets the job done very quickly I haven't tested it in prod tho)

Once upon a time, I'm in the process of going to a new job. But in the middle of the recruitment process, it turns out I don't like that company, for reasons I didn't know before.

Anyone have a good idea how to escape this pit?

*My CV has been thrown there

I like a Product Manager/Owner/CTO who invites coffee when a dev burnout. This is not a story, a hope seems to be.

This is the beginning of an edifact file, we received for the third time with the same error at a different line.

Let's see if someone here finds that error.

UNA:+.? '
UNB+UNOC:3+1+1+60:0931+1++1234567'
UNH+1+ORDERS:D:96A:UN'
BGM+220+B10001'
DTM+4:20190620:102`
LIN+1'

First time. Meh. Could happen to anyone.
Second time. Aw come on. Really?
Third time: Are you fucking serious?

We told them now two times what the problem with the file is.
How can you still manage to make the same error on a completely different line that didn't have that error before?

여보세요!

So I plan to ditch my 17" heavy gaming laptop to chose something more suitable for school for a (13/14") ultrabook (I plan to run Debian on it) that has a decent battery life
Anyway, I looked at those chinese ultrabook on AliExpress/gearbest but I'm a bit skeptical about some factors.
Anyone has recommendations about a model or some advices?

Seen tons of people talking about all the coding programs but no posts on Matlab. Anybody a fan?

bundle.js

(
skype.microsoft.com
&&
github.microsoft.com
) &&
(<MemeComponent />)

Why does all GPU functionality need a while new language? Libraries are a thing ya know?

I didn't use Windows, but my friend encountered this problem. Anyone knows how to handle it? Thank you
(I am afraid to post to stackoverflow)

Ehh... too deep too fast?

What's a good book for learning Tensorflow... and maybe ML Basics through usages/examples?

Can I use TF, ML without the math/lin alg? cuz idon't have that and don't really wamt to learn unless you can convince me otherwise **through usages/examples**

Revoking the JWT token.

I have tried so hard to add some dependencies on react-native (android). Always fails when build gradle, many dependencies are mismatch.
Go fuck my project.

What would you want to tell to your past you ?
Like, the advice that could have helped you a lot if you heard it at the right time

Coffee and cigarette (smokables area) while thinking about future.

Just do it, Jarvis!

Anybody use Next.JS?

Almost stuck with manual state management for JS. Dealing server side rendering manually. [almost crazy]

Under shit pay

Today's achievement, has successfully told my friend to create an account in Devrant. Guess what? My friend instantly love it.

Traction was gained, but how to monetize that? Can I just put the Donate button on that page?

The psychology of under pressure for developers.

Does anyone know the best way of doing GPU stuff in C? I have a cuda enabled GTX 1050, but the cuda drivers screw everything up on machine for some reason.
Is there a better way to do this without the cuda drivers?

Heavy ram usage for just Rest Client app. OMG Hellooo !

Real hair, real style, real problem. O'rly?

ReasonML to JS or Typescript or Flow? Which one you love?

Hey guys I have a NUC and a spare monitor are there "fancy screensavers" that I could modify if needed ? Or should I do one myself haha

Fuck off background job.

when you have two options for the same good job. How do you choose?

I have just allowed '*' on the rack-cors host configuration. Yiiiiihhhhaaaaa.. no cors problems on Rails again.

But hackers will go fuck my api.

Immutable.js, Immutable
rb, Immutable.py, Immutable.java, Immutable.php.

Immutable.jpeg, Immutable.mp4. Love you Immutable.

Configure -> Compile -> Failed on Submodule. Android Gradle Nightmare of multipleDex.