Me: Can you make me some meatballs?

Engineer: No, what are you talking about?

Me: I thought you were a chef.

Engineer: I'm not a chef, what made you think that?

Me: I was looking at your code and I haven't seen that much spaghetti since Olive Garden ran the endless pasta special. I was just wanting some meatballs to go with it.

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

For those who don't know, this is how Apple pictures a PC in the network, a CRT display with blue-screen-of-death!

Me looking at myself every time I write shit code

404: Caption not found.

In unit test
Me: *uses everything I have , writes a program with my own logic, tries to make it better by adding some user friendly features and also documents the whole code*
My Friend:*copies from textbook*

RESULT
ME:9/10
HIM:10/10

"Your code isn't present in the textbook, so I can't say if it'll work but still I've given you marks" -_-
What kinda system is that -_-

Client : pls put the disclaimer that the site uses cookies.
Me: but we don't use cookies this is a static page
Client: Still, the pop up makes the site look more professional, kindly add the feature asap
Me: :/

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

Wait... What... Um... Just... Ok

Merge conflict in git

I mean... this is true in a way.. right?
Haha
My rant is that i apparantly have no life!

This is by far the best please turn off your Adblock I have ever seen. I actually paused my ad blocker 😂

I'm c# developer and suddenly my manager has told client that I'm a powerbi expert and apparently have been working on it for like 4-5 years. No idea what to say...

And how the fuck can I use my laptop?

My newest video is up! The schedule that I am following seems to be working but only time will tell!

https://bit.ly/joshuaR

Sleeplessness !

Finally got my duck.
Props to devrant for the one day delivery.

When developers write to santa

In my yesterday's interview:

Interviewer: Tell me about some cool things you did on last year.?

Me: Connecting multiple IoT devices and create dashboard to show status using web sockets.

Interviewer: Oh great. You did without page refresh.?

Me: Yeahh 🙄

Interviewer: Then its cool.

Me: 😬🤔😐

In my programming lab, lecturer just scolded me for using stack overflow calling it useless and saying it has all the wrong information. Class I was so excited about just turned out to be the annoying one.

O..ok "coders"

Thanks but don't tell my boss

Today on how to make money fast:

New stickers 😍

Y the hell I would search Ads !!!
Every day we stray further from God ...

Finally moved. My Internet speed went from 500kbs in general to 50mbs!

I can finally download por.... ISO's without having to wait for hours!

Why do some sites have the current year for birth dates? Is the person fresh out the womb registering for Facebook?

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Refactoring, ain't nobody got time for that 😁

this. is. very. common.